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Expert Goal

this highest goal in Diner Dash and many other casual downloadable games
Woo Hoo, I got expert goal on the last level of Diner Dash!
by 50%Cat October 30, 2011
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Bff goals

Insta @shreyaxcarmen
People who are the baddest bitches aquarius and scorpio both badasses and secretly warm on the unside when around eachother.
Omg they such bff goals, yasss bitches
by Badbitchscorpio December 14, 2019
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Field goal status

An example of how big a guys dick is. Used only when one has a truly monster cock. Holding ones hands vertically over ones head in a parallel fashion is the proper gesture.
A referee holding his hands over his head after a field goal is a proper execution of the "field goal status" gesture.
by HunterHall May 2, 2012
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goals on fleek

When a person has their aspirations in check.
Damn Ariana you got 'em goals on fleek.
by Peetaaaaa January 23, 2017
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Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.
Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
by Mike109999 January 31, 2022
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Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.
Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!
by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022
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field-goaling

when a person with a dick stands 5+ feet away from the urinal and tried to shoot their piss into it
person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?

person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail
by pee pea April 11, 2021
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