Get off the internet and get a life

Offensive sentence for time-wasters on the internet.

"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"

by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024

get off my trail

Similar to "get off my dick" and "get off my back", basically meaning stop following me or leave me alone.

"Yo bro aren't you broke?"

"Get off my trail"

Or

"Get off my trail and stop following me."

by GrimmjowJaegerjaquez2728 November 8, 2023

getting off on those healthy gums

When a dentist flosses and masturbates at the same time.

"getting off on those healthy gums, hell yea!"

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017

GET-OFF-MY-LAWNMOVER3000

GET-OFF-MY-LAWNMOVER is a lawnmover that is armed with guns bazookas miniguns and much more you name it!

RUN!! THIS GUY HAS A GET-OFF-MY-LAWNMOVER3000

by fanum facts May 1, 2024

Get off me charge

A criminal charge where a creepy man either sexually assaulted or attempted to sexually assault a woman. Usually used in jail to degrade another inmate who looks suspicious.

Carl: Can I sit here at this table to eat my dinner?
Jacob: No way. You look like you've got a get off me charge. Better scram.
Carl: Okay. I'm sorry.
Jacob: Move it!

by DHirtyFYL November 2, 2023

《¤》If《¤》You《¤》Dominicans《¤》Do《¤》Not《¤》Get《¤》Off《¤》Of《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Left《¤》Stape《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》

.

《¤》If《¤》You《¤》Dominicans《¤》Do《¤》Not《¤》Get《¤》Off《¤》Of《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Left《¤》Stape《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 8, 2025

Get off your phone

The sentence that comes from Mom's mouth the second she sees you having been on your phone for too long

Since I'm the only one in my class still having screen time limits imposed by parents, I worry if my classmates still continue to chat with me on WhatsApp even when my mom has said, "Get off your phone."

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025