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San Francisco Handshake

An act of greeting wherein one person grabs the other person's crotch as opposed to their hand. Generally, this act is done between two people of the same gender. This act is especially prevalent in college frat houses and from people named Bryce.
Bryce greeted me with a San Francisco handshake after driving twelve hours to see me.

After several beers, Mark asked the girls at the bar for a San Francisco handshake. They all declined.
by The_BFD February 10, 2013
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frenchians

Look it's frenchians
by Idkwhatnynameis May 14, 2016
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Francis

This isn't a lame inside joke. Francis was a video-game and anime obsessed chameleon in Super Paper Mario, being the final boss of World 3, the Bitlands. At first, you enter the room as Princess Peach, and Francis attempts to start flirting with you. Obviously, this fails, and the battle starts. Once you finish world 3, you may not see him again in World 8, if you tell the fake Merlee that you hate Francis. After beating the game, Francis lightens up to you, and allows you to purchase a copy of Tippi named Tiptron for 999 coins. The End.

Copyright Nintendo™ 2007
This is so hi-technical! -Francis
by A_single_bean June 2, 2019
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Francine

She rocks every hairstyle she has. She loves watching movies and occasionally play games. Typically quiet, but cherishes her friends a lot. Has music taste that gives people LSD. She wants a sugar daddy. She can never lose to a specific person in her life.
Francine: I ha*e you, Vic
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mary francis

A fun witty girl who seems like a goody 2 shoes because she never cusses but really she has been corrupted by people... However is a sweet girl with a heck of a personality! She loves the outdoors and dogs typically brown haired and blue eyed. She is a family girl who loves all nature.She isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer and isn't very graceful.
by Mrs.Fluffy.Pants123 September 3, 2016
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Franci

A wonderful and beautiful human being, great cook, amazing significant other and mother. Not to mention gorgeous breasts and awesome ass.

There is no better woman on the face of the earth than a Franci.
Random Person - How's the family?

Me - I'm married to Franci; how could it get any better?
by Johnny the Dummy December 6, 2013
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San Francisco Surprise

The act of waking a significant other shortly before spewing a load of cum on their face.
*nudge* *nudge*
Psst... Hey Megan, wake up! Want a San Francisco Surprise for breakfast? Yeah? Ok!
ooooaoaaaaarrrrrggghgh!!!
by Sir Cums-A-Lot July 4, 2006
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