A somewhat sarcastic nickname given to somebody who just gave a random scientific fact that might have something to do with the current conversation.
Originated from the original Doctor Science, a character belonging to comedian Dan Coffey, who "knows more than you do", has "a masters degree! In Science!", and would answer questions about random yet silly science with bogus yet silly answers (and even had a television show for a season or two in the states).
Originated from the original Doctor Science, a character belonging to comedian Dan Coffey, who "knows more than you do", has "a masters degree! In Science!", and would answer questions about random yet silly science with bogus yet silly answers (and even had a television show for a season or two in the states).
Q: Dear Doctor Science, if the speed of light is 186,000 miles per hour, what's the speed of dark?
A: Well, since dark is broken light, it doesn't really have a speed; it just kind of sits around until somebody turns on the light.
A: Well, since dark is broken light, it doesn't really have a speed; it just kind of sits around until somebody turns on the light.
by ke6isf August 9, 2004
Get the doctor sciencemug. Much like fact, "science fact" is added to the end of a sentence to imply that you know much more than you do, while effectively adding no weight. Is often classier than just saying "fact," because adding science to it makes people think you know what you're talking about.
Guy 1: Dude, most of the definitions on this website suck. Fact.
Guy 2: Except that everyone and their mother loves this sight. Science fact.
Guy 2: Except that everyone and their mother loves this sight. Science fact.
by Jewish Avenger October 1, 2009
Get the science factmug. When someone walks out naked in a lab coat with a lab table, ties down the victim to said lab table naked, ass up
and takes an entire bottle of the hottest hot sauce and pours it all, into said persons anus.then, the person corks it.then the scientist spoon feeds the person laxatives and waits for the volcano to erupt
and takes an entire bottle of the hottest hot sauce and pours it all, into said persons anus.then, the person corks it.then the scientist spoon feeds the person laxatives and waits for the volcano to erupt
by Chris Jedzinack November 21, 2010
Get the The Science Experimentmug. The first and last refuge of the clueless. Essentially an oxymoron, since the mechanisms of "consensus" (in the sociological sense) and the methods of science are mutually exclusive.
by Rod Brock April 6, 2008
Get the consensus sciencemug. by HolyPreacherowo November 15, 2020
Get the Science classmug. Hey, everybody, got a favor to ask!
Shut the F up and put on your mask!
Save a human life with a menial task!
Shut the F up and put on your mask!
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
Shut the F up and put on your mask!
Save a human life with a menial task!
Shut the F up and put on your mask!
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
by Pialinist August 13, 2020
Get the It's Not Rocket Sciencemug. New slang phrase sweeping the midwest...sorta. It's just a fresh way to say "what's up" or any other phrase of the like. Replying with an actual science isn't a correct response.
by AP January 28, 2006
Get the What's the science?mug.