flexible

Break (one's) bones

ur mom: Do u want to be flexible?
u: yes!
*ur mom breaks ALL ur bones*

by w10f 🐺 March 27, 2022

Flexting

When you are so desperate to become Booty you start sniffing around people to replace people who have been loyal to you... Even after you have Flexted someone else you do not give up.. You keep Flexing every month until you get blocked or accused of sexual assault

That dickhead is Flexting again.. Desperate bastard.

Dont finish high on the leaderboard otherwise you'll get a fake done Flexting you.

If he spent less time Flexting he wouldnt be such a useless shit head to his group.

by ConstableFlex April 28, 2022

flexivegan

Similar to flexitarians, a flexivegan is someone who eats mostly plant-based foods, but occasionally eats animal products e.g. when no vegan options are available at a restaurant.

A: Why is John eating eggs? I thought he was vegan...

B: Yes, but there are no vegan options on the menu, so he takes the option with the least animal products.

A: Oh, so that would make him a flexivegan

B: Yes, indeed

by Jerrebees May 27, 2022

Flexing Kegels

Flexing kegels is flexing nuts but for the ladies.

“Sarah be flexing kegels now that she’s team lead.”

by The Z Meister June 7, 2022

flexing 90s

When you are flexing 90s in fortnite you are building

Hi wanna meet?
No I’m flexing 90s

by UwU187 September 13, 2022

Flexigay

Gay, but only on the weekends.

I'm flexigay, I only suck c**k on the weekends.

by anonymous March 1, 2023

Flextigue

The exhaustion or weariness that results from constant exposure to people bragging or showing off, especially on social media.

After scrolling through Instagram for an hour, I felt a wave of flextigue hit me—everyone's perfect lives were just too much to handle.

by uhTipy August 17, 2024