flash of stupidity

A brain fart, temporary lack of common sense or mature judgment. The total opposite of flash of genius.

Todd: That was a real jackass moment, bro.
Dewayne: Yeah, a flash of stupidity.

by scriptwrite1 March 18, 2011

cloaked flash

Vegetables on wheels. Can't drive so they have to hide themselves.

Those fucking cloaked flashes on planetside 2 are the fucking worst man.

by Lilgingy August 7, 2017

Flash Light

A case for Holding Dead Batteries

My tv remote batteries are dead!
Just put them in the Flash Light

by A wee british laddy March 4, 2019

flash abuser

flash abuser is a league of legends term referring to someone that flashed in order to survive.

Morgana: *flashes*
L9 WANNABEXD: FLASH ABUSER GO KYS
Morgana: chill bro I just used a summoner spell it's part of the game
L9 WANNABEXD: STFU YOU FUCKING SUCK IM SO EDGY AND CRINGE LOL! I GET NO ATTENTION FROM MY TWO FATHERS

by sunsethc January 3, 2022

Black Flash

The term for a black man with premature ejaculation

Person 1: "You hear about Tyrone?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he got that black flash"

by CoochieEnthusiast March 6, 2021

dirty flash

When a girl is deep throating you and you pass out, falling on top of her and choking her in the process.

"I didn't mind that he dirty flashed me, it was the headbutt in the cunt that really blew the mood"

by Big G - Unity April 7, 2021

flash rape

To be flash raped is to get pelvicly thrusted at from behind from a complete stranger and then he runs away all in less than 3.5 seconds

Dag yo Irvine got flash raped whilst standin in the book signing lineup

by Dan Shute November 7, 2007