FETUS OF DOOM

A meniachal little creature that crawls out of the womb at night while the unsuspecting mother lays in a deep slumber,Then strikes out on its own to inflict severe punishment on those who study stem cell research,After which it swings on the umbilical cord like spiderman all the way back to the sleeping mothers womb,All before daybreak.

Man last night Todd and I were screwing around with stem cells (for no apparent reason) and out of nowhere came the fetus of doom,Then it suddenly took Todds head clean the fuck off and scurried down his neck and out of his anus,all the while chanting a disturbing little tune that sounded alot like this...(Da Da Da Da fetus of doom Da Da Da Da fetus of doom)

by squirtdonkeys January 15, 2007

FEMUS

An annoying coworker who thinks that he is an authority on every subject ever conceived. Behavior includes (but is not limited to) butting in to every conversation within ear-shot, complains incessantly, taking over and fucking up other people's projects, picking fights for the sake of fighting, fucking up because he thinks that he knows everything and doesn't need to RTFM or ask questions to more knowledgeable staff members, invites himself along to lunches and happy hours, brags incessantly, physically stinks of rotten cabbage, and crying whenever something doesn't go his way.

Originally conceived as an acronym for our coworker Sam's bizarro twin - "Fat, Evil, Melting, and Ugly Sammy."

"God damnit! Who invited Femus!"


Guy 1: "...then we went to the Pizza House for lunch..."
Femus: "You know, the origins of pizza are very interesting. They come from the Aboriginal tribes of Scandinavia and include rack mountable switch plates and overdrive compartments."
Guy 1: "What the fuck are you talking about? Who asked you anyway, you stupid fucking prick."

by billberto March 23, 2005

fear focus

A pathetic excuse for a pure in the MMORPG Runescape. Who Thinks she is better than everyone because of her slayer level.

Did you hear about Fear Focus?
No, IDC fuck that bitch.

by We are VH April 1, 2008

equus ferus caballus

Bitch nigga motherfuckin hoebag cunts licking donkey dicks while receiving a donkey punch....being slapped by multiple GIANT BLACK DICKS the men must be wearing nothing but aprons and chef hats. Being 100% nigga.

A LOT OF BLACK DICKS MUST BE PRESENT during equus ferus caballus

by BUTTFUCKER999 October 18, 2013

Fetus-O's

The favorite breakfast cereal of liberals everywhere!

Try the new honey-toasted ones,they're great!

by sick fucks March 18, 2005

feculent

1) of or related to feces
2) feces like

uhhhh...where's that been? It smells feculent!
or
mmmmmm....feculent. <when describing something bad, sarcastically>

by Mr. Awesome February 26, 2004

FOCUS

Fuck Off Cus Youre Stupid

Dude that didn't make any since... You need to FOCUS

by sumwiteguy February 6, 2010