February 2nd

Guys born on this day have a really nice dick, they are tall and goofy as well. Girls born on this day are sexy as fuck and have a lot of cake if you know what I mean.

“Yo see that (girl/guy), he was DEFINITELY born on February 2nd”

by MediumDickRandy October 21, 2019

February 12

Abraham Lincoln’s birthday also national plum pudding day

Ayo bro what day is it ?
Abraham Lincoln’s birthday fam, never forget february 12

by Andy whelan October 17, 2019

February 29th

The 60th day of a leap year in the Gregorian Calendar.

I was born on February 29th. *is better than you*

by omgztrendwhore September 24, 2005

February 9th

February 9th also know as national pizza day

Friend 1: Hey it's February 9th
Friend 2: ok and...
Friend 3: it's national pizza day you Dingus

Friend 1, 2 and 3: let fuck some pizza

by Missa582 October 14, 2019

February 6

National fiend day.

This day is dedicated to all the fiends!

Wow she’s such a fiend! She was definitely born on February 6th

by yo chilllll October 15, 2019

February 26

People born on this day may develop a fondness for ‘this is a McDonald’s drive thru’ meme and are likely to get arrested at the age of 21 for peeing in the local water tank. There is an 88.5% chance that they also apply for service to those born on November 9.

"Hey man, why do you keep glancing at the water tank over there?"

"Uhh... I dunno man it just looks... so tempting for some reason... I sort of want to pee in there as a prank you know..."
"Yo wait weren't you born on February 26?"
"Yes, so what?"
"Well didn't you turn 21 about two months ago?"
".........oh no."

by Sydney Sage October 15, 2019

february 23rd

National Yeet day. On this day you can yEeT your life away. yEeT is a word commonly communicated between memester. This can be to fling and object or an actual human being.

Omg I can't wait for February 23rd so I can yEeT my brother
Yeetus fetus deletus

by anonymous November 3, 2019