the new legal four loko that doesn't have the four magic ingredients that made four loko the true nectar of the based gods (ginseng, taurine, guarana, and caffeine)
by jbacks January 9, 2011
Get the faux lokomug. Any one of a number of indy bands who, to compensate for the fact that they have no musical skill, ability, or talent, add the suffix "core" to the end of a random word to create a "new genre" that justifies their suckage. They can be found playing 20-band-shows for the other bands and their girlfriends and talking about how their "genre" is "misunderstood"
Antonym: Actual-core. See "Psyopus".
Antonym: Actual-core. See "Psyopus".
by learntoplayyourinstrument July 25, 2010
Get the Faux-coremug. A person of small stature but outwardly normal appearance who you notice has an unusually small body part that would be consistent with the overall size of a dwarf or midget.
Whoa, I figured Steve was just a bit of a shortass but when he had to use both hands to pick up that beer I realised he's actually a faux midget.
by TheUrbanBard July 2, 2014
Get the Faux Midgetmug. A condition caused by a prominent, upward fold of fabric, occurring in the front of pleated slacks when sitting.
John sat down and stood up repeatedly in an effort to convince Susan that it was a faux boner she observed during the morning office meeting, and not the real thing caused by Meg, the hot new secretary.
by richippr September 23, 2013
Get the Faux Bonermug. by green kronic April 24, 2010
Get the Le Fauxmug. by sexystuff101 May 10, 2011
Get the Faux-bituarymug. A "bro" who really isn't a "bro" after all. Deep down they're actually nice guys with good qualities.
Chris (seen doing a keg stand at a local party) volunteers during the week at a soup kitchen and has a 4.0 GPA. He's a faux bro. He also doesn't really want to be at that party - he just feels like he HAS to.
by Jennifrog June 27, 2013
Get the faux bromug.