masturbate

What I do when thinking of J. Jordan.

He's my swarthy little Bolshevik Med, get your own!

by Emilia Fulci June 11, 2004

[Choke masturbate]

To use a device (i.e. rope or belt) to choke oneself while masturbating

Ricky from Dublin enjoys using belts to Choke masturbate with stolen cheese.

by rickythisiscoryposting March 31, 2009

masturbate

what a you doing looking up masturbate on urban dictonary go get a life

do not masturbate it is bad

by bob123456789009876543211234567 May 28, 2019

Masturbate

verb. screwing someone you love.

I love to masturbate

by thegeneral069 April 26, 2011

Masturbate

V.To stimulate ones genitals for sexual pleasure

Say <mah-stir-bate>

P1.masturbation should be a sin

P2. I would ground my son for 1 month I f he masturbated

by Ttguhvutyh March 24, 2019

masturbateathon

A masturbateathon is well-needed, multi-orgasmic session that lasts as long as you want.

The house was empty for 6 hours so I used that time to have an amazing masturbateathon.

I came a dozen time during my masturbateathon this morning.

by CyAdora August 18, 2011

Rasturbate

A term for smoking weed using a bong, cigarette or any other method. Derived from the Jamaican 'rasta'.

Joe: Damn I need a good rasturbate, got any weed?

Tim: Let's go rasturbate behind that shed.

by R dawg July 20, 2007