Facesquatt

(v) to take someone else's (or a brands) Facebook username as your vanity URL thus 'squatting' on their username

(term only applicable if the username is nothing close to your own name/brand)

(n) a person who partakes in the act of facesquatting

Someone else took the vanity URL I wanted, so I decided to Facesquatt on my friend's name.

See Facebook.com/Obiefernandez (Mike Pence's Facebook page)

by CaliErin June 15, 2009

Feces Faucet

Another name for a woman's ass / sphincter depending on the reference. A faucet is a regulator for controlling the flow of liquid from a reservoir, in this case the reservoir which is holding the feces (aka poop) is the woman's anus and the sphincter is the faucet ergo feces faucet.

Example 1
Man 1: dude, that broads feces faucet was so tight last night when i plowed her doggy style.

Man 2: nice bro

Example 2
Man 1: check out the feces faucet on that broad, id love to tap that

Man 2: man i know, that is one nice booty. one of the nicest i have ever seen.

by the.feces.machine March 22, 2010

fatigued feces

bicolored turd that resembles the color of amy fatigues.

after a night of drinking and eating mexican food, i woke up to a bad case of fatigued feces.

by cut throat committee January 8, 2007

New Faces

(n)A Rock/pop band hailing from Port Townsend WA. Catchy as hell and great for dancing.Signed with Loveless Records after they won the Sound Off 2008 competition in Seattle. Has one album, named "Two years". Played at Bumbershoot in 2008.

New Faces Interview on CW 11- went something like this...

Kyle"Our music makes people hot!"
Nico"Really? Does it?"
Kyle"umm I don't know"
Nico"Well we'd like it to"

by Richard 1987 January 18, 2009

feces quiff

you shit in a girls vag and then fuck her and when she quiffs, feces shoots out

tim gave his girlfriend a chili dog and then she feces quiffed

by the jackhammer professor May 6, 2009

facesauce

another synonym for semen

I sprayed my facesauce all over your girlfriend

by Poopey McPantsfill September 26, 2006

facesitting

The act of taking a facebook username for the sole purpose of denying it from others.

I was one of the first to get my username so I' facesitting on TwilightFan

by lucasgamer June 12, 2009