Facesquatt 

(v) to take someone else's (or a brands) Facebook username as your vanity URL thus 'squatting' on their username

(term only applicable if the username is nothing close to your own name/brand)

(n) a person who partakes in the act of facesquatting

Someone else took the vanity URL I wanted, so I decided to Facesquatt on my friend's name.

See Facebook.com/Obiefernandez (Mike Pence's Facebook page)

Facesquatt by CaliErin June 15, 2009

facesquare 

(n.) new facebook app that lets you tell people where you are at the moment. if you use it, you are most likely at your house, the gym, starbucks, a 100 level history class, or a bar that's playing "i kissed a girl" too loudly

if i really wanted to know where greg is at 4 o'clock on a wednesday, I would have texted him. thank god for facesquare though; now i know he's at Planet Fitness.

facesquare by jackk1111111111111111 September 15, 2010

Facesquat 

To snatch up a Facebook "vanity url", the custom screenname now available on the popular social networking site.

Mike Pence facesquatted Obie Fernandez's name as his URL. It ruined their friendship.

Facesquat by bro2baseball June 16, 2009

facesquat 

The practice of two or more facebook friends carrying on a conversation on the wall of a third mutual friend who does not use or otherwise check her facebook account very often. Facesquatting is especially effective after 9pm when wall postings are unmonitored by many users, especially those with kids or day jobs.

Dude let's facesquat on joey's wall - he's away and will have no idea for at least a week that we've had this conversation about his new girlfriend on his own wall!

facesquat by manhattanxfer December 18, 2010

facesquatted 

A person that enforces their dominant role in sex by squatting over the face of their laying down partner to receive oral sex.

I had a great time with Suzie last night -she is into the Femdom role with me these days and facesquatted me until she orgasmed three times-my tongue is still sore.

facesquatted by busterboner November 27, 2009