by Lucifer Strangelove November 22, 2007

a. A condition in many teenagers, usually male, who fail to remember to shower on a regular basis. The normally tend to get a raunchy, sweaty skin smell that sickens the masses. Please take a shower.
b. A condition where one doesn't wipe their ass quite right. Tends to lead to a nasty ass smell. Some symptoms are rubbing and scratching in the anal region.
b. A condition where one doesn't wipe their ass quite right. Tends to lead to a nasty ass smell. Some symptoms are rubbing and scratching in the anal region.
I hate it when those football players come to class after athletics... some of them have major funky booty syndrome.
by Scottie does know December 17, 2005

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS FUNKY MONKE FRIDAY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by The_HMan May 28, 2021

by goldengrey1776 November 13, 2021

When a man hasn’t showered in days and gives a girl a facial. His dirty balls and dick give his nut a funky taste
Brad: “this chick wants me to splooge on her face!”
Corey: “you smell like dick dude that’s gonna be a funky nut blast”
Corey: “you smell like dick dude that’s gonna be a funky nut blast”
by onfonem666 August 18, 2021

by zorg worg December 14, 2022

by FunkyBigSauce August 31, 2022
