Fashion Bear

Oh where to begin with the fashion bear? Is it even possible for one to define the existence of such a rare and divine beast? The fashion bear derives from the species that we homosapiens have named Ursidae (also known as the bear). Unlike the common black bear or brown bear, the fashion bear changes their lucious fur coats with the seasons, however the wind blows as some might say. Not only is the fashion bear in the know of the latest fashion trends of Paris, but they actually predict trends decades before they even surface. The fashion bear exclusively listens to the indie rock band Modest Mouse, and eats only farm fresh Gallus gallus domesticus (also known as chickens). At times they may come off as a bit pretentious, however it is always a true gift to be in the presence of a fashion bear.

I was horribly embarrassed yesterday when I came into contact with a fashion bear. I had absurdly left my domicile whilst wearing sweat pants and the fashion bear looked directly into my soul and shook his head with disappointment.

by I am the real Bill Murray January 27, 2018

Fashin

To go out and catch ye a big ole fash, grab a sixer and go to the lake to do some fashin’ with the fellas

Steve : Imma go out fashin’ today Dave

Dave : Oh ya go get ya a big ole fash

by Rumhamfrank June 4, 2018

Fashion Pony

Dressing in a specific, usually sophisticated way, to fool people into thinking you’re a higher ranking professional.

They let me into the VIP area and put me on the managers tab. I’m so happy they fell for my Fashion Pony.

by emmveg December 11, 2018

Fasharon

The belwildering unlimited fashion of a Sharon. Always appears with a bedazzling display of new costumes.

Did you see that latest Fasharon? It was amazing!

by Rc sam May 1, 2019

fashion rat

a rat that dresses up with it sewer style powers!

My fashion rat looks really hot in that outfit

by fashionratsewerstylelover932 May 23, 2020

Fasheed

To fasheed is to yeet something at incredible speeds.

Guy 1: "Throw bottle"
Guy 2: "Yo, you fasheeded that bottle"

by El Tob January 31, 2021

Fashion Nigga

A man who wears questionable yet " drippy " outfits regardless of whether or not they align with gender norms. Invented by music artist vibración mid 2020.

person 1: Why do you keep buying platforms? are you gay or something? why dont you stop wasting your money and buy a car...

person 2: What can I say... imma fAsHiOn NiGgA

by malvado June 18, 2021