Fentanyl Forest

A magical enchanted land of tents and cardboard box homes, where hopes and dreams are exchanged for the contents of a glycerin cap. This plumbing and rent free village is the main breeding ground for future employees of Hire Quest.

Yo, we need another moron to spend 8 hours sweeping the same room. Go grab another nigga from the fentanyl forest.

by OG Bobby Hill December 4, 2019

Lake forest park

Pretty much the nicest town around, it has beaches, trees, views and big houses. So what if it's rich and white all the haters who say it's lame are just jealous because they live in ghetto shoreline. LFP is safe, nice, and you have the mall and beach clubs to keep you entertained.

I'm glad I live in Lake Forest Park.

by LFP kid June 2, 2009

Kestrel Forest

A forest that is 100% managed by mother nature, so that all living things can co-exist in perfect harmony. In a Kestrel Forest the rights of wildlife far exceeds those of humans.

Panger: "How'd you guys finish that FMP lab so fast?"
Jesse: "It was easy, we just used the Kestrel Forest method... 0% Volume harvested"
Panger: "MUH!"

by Jeff_L. October 28, 2010

Japanese Suicide Forest

A forest in which Logan Paul got butt-hurt and then became a choch

Yo! Did you see Logan Paul.. I mean that choch’s video in the Japanese Suicide Forest?

by Japanese Suicide Forest May 30, 2018

Struck blind in the ugly tree forest

A person struck blind in the ugly tree forest is many times more ugly than a person hit with the ugly stick. As the blind person wanders around in the ugly tree forest bumping into ugly trees, they become uglier and uglier.

Your date might have been ugly, but mine was struck blind in the ugly tree forest.

by Brugmansia April 29, 2011

Mount Forest Ontario

Often referred to as MoFo or Mount Fuktoyaktuk, Mount Forest Ontario is a small town of about 5500 people that proclaims to be "HIGH, HAPPY and HEALTHY". Upon entering the south side of town on Highway 6, one will see the tower bearing these words.
Mount Forest is a quaint town loaded with rednecks. Most homes have a pickup truck in the driveway and the mullet is still in style here. OV and Crystal are very popular beers, and fine dining can be found at Scott's Pizza Burger on the north side of town. A trip to the smallest Canadian Tire on the planet, and you may get a glimpse of a horse and buggy in the parking lot. If you are new to Mount Forest, make friends with those who are like you. The old-timers are not particularly fond of the new folk that come to town. This may be because of the vast number of cottagers travelling through the town during the summer season clogging up their grocery stores and gas stations.

MoFo Mount Fuktoyaktuk high happy healthy Mount Forest Ontario

by gastech August 11, 2010

lake forest

One of the most affluent towns in the United States. Situated just outside Chicago along Lake Michigan, Lake Forest is home to some of the wealthiest families in America. "Old Money" is a term used most often to describe the residents, who generally occupy the largest mansions, which are on the lake, costing an average of $10 million a pop. Crime is low, expectations are high, and public education is amoung the best in country- Lake Forest High School delivers dozens of graduating students to the Ivy Leagues each year. Voted "best dressed women in America" but Elle Magazine several years running and "Best Places to Live- Most Affluent" by Money Magazine, Lake Forest boasts a town of beautiful, smart, and rich residents like no other place in the world.

Girl #1: Yeah, I heard their high school won 6 state championships this year!
Girl #2: Well it's Lake Forest, what do you expect? They breed perfection.

by marykatherine84 May 2, 2006