time flex

They the real OG for no reason in the middle of a sentence

John Doe:”yall didn’t get this guy like I did before the Kanye collab, unrelated emoji”
John Smith:”doe hittin with that time flex”

by Zroxev August 20, 2020

colon flex

Fart, pass gas or rip ass

My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.

by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019

flexing on the book

Gangster that is hella religious

Yo my man Ronald Is flexing on the book

by Der vvv May 17, 2018

flex a grumpy

To take a shit outdoors

That burrito is kicking in. I'm fit to flex a grumpy.

by agroman2012 October 11, 2011

Chunder Flex

When you puke chunks and some of those chunks pass through your nose.

I got a nose bleed when I had a Chunder Flex

by Thanksforallthefishidiot August 9, 2016

flex flexington

Someone who shows off all the time or flexes about things in his or her life

HaqL is a flex flexington because he flexes every shot he hits

by Dumster March 4, 2017

Flex on Gex

The act of flexing on Gex. May be used to refer to flexing on Gex himself, or applied more broadly to any situation.

I’m gonna Flex on Gex so hard tonight, Jackman’s gonna have to transport me in the ambulance.

by Fagbag jackson December 20, 2021