You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed
by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024
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It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024
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So there I was, holding the end up in the bar in Mpulungu when I discovered the Skipper had gone AWOL leaving me to bat off the remainder of the night-fighters with what remained of our drinks…
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So there I was, holding the end up in Mpulungu, when I realised the Skipper had gone AWOL, leaving me to fend of the rest of the night-fighters with what remained of our drinks…
by anonymous January 26, 2023
Get the Night-fighter mug.A gay sexual act where one male lays down face up the other male sits on his penis and performs anal sex. The male laying down then uses the erect penis of the male on top and pretends he is flying a fighter jet.
When the male on top is about to ejaculate, he screams “I’m going to eject”.
When the male on top is about to ejaculate, he screams “I’m going to eject”.
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Brad: Wow man, how did that go?
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Brad: Wow man, how did that go?
Daniel: It was so immersive, it felt like I was in a real COCKpit!
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