faux bro

A term developed by Callie Rice to describe non-dank bros who dress up as bros and bro hoes to take a picture, or laugh. These people do not really DGAF (Don't give a Fuck), but enjoy mocking the people in their community that are ignorant enough to.

"Last night my best friend and I wrote DGAF on our knuckles, put on SRH shirts, lots of eyeliner and bronzer to faux bro for our picture"

by CallieRiz January 10, 2008

Faux-core

Any one of a number of indy bands who, to compensate for the fact that they have no musical skill, ability, or talent, add the suffix "core" to the end of a random word to create a "new genre" that justifies their suckage. They can be found playing 20-band-shows for the other bands and their girlfriends and talking about how their "genre" is "misunderstood"

Antonym: Actual-core. See "Psyopus".

Frickin Faux-core bands

by learntoplayyourinstrument July 25, 2010

Faux Midget

A person of small stature but outwardly normal appearance who you notice has an unusually small body part that would be consistent with the overall size of a dwarf or midget.

Whoa, I figured Steve was just a bit of a shortass but when he had to use both hands to pick up that beer I realised he's actually a faux midget.

by TheUrbanBard July 2, 2014

Le Faux

A sexy restaurant created by Ricky Seeley

lets go to Le Faux. Oh That Sexy Restaurant that Ricky Opened im down

by green kronic April 24, 2010

Faux-bituary

A fake obituary created to get revenge on someone you hate, i.e. an ex, a bitchy friend

I submitted a faux-bituary for him to the local newspaper after he slept with my friend.

by sexystuff101 May 10, 2011

faux bro

A "bro" who really isn't a "bro" after all. Deep down they're actually nice guys with good qualities.

Chris (seen doing a keg stand at a local party) volunteers during the week at a soup kitchen and has a 4.0 GPA. He's a faux bro. He also doesn't really want to be at that party - he just feels like he HAS to.

by Jennifrog June 27, 2013

Faux Boner

A condition caused by a prominent, upward fold of fabric, occurring in the front of pleated slacks when sitting.

John sat down and stood up repeatedly in an effort to convince Susan that it was a faux boner she observed during the morning office meeting, and not the real thing caused by Meg, the hot new secretary.

by richippr September 23, 2013