Same thing as Spank Bank, but with the updated wording of Fap
Collection of mental fantasies, images of men/women to use to help you ejaculate.
Collection of mental fantasies, images of men/women to use to help you ejaculate.
Jose: Madonna's nipple isn't worth fapping to dude.
Mike: You can always make a deposit into the Fap Bank for later, in case you're running low.
Jose: True that.
Mike: You can always make a deposit into the Fap Bank for later, in case you're running low.
Jose: True that.
by QUSO2020 December 17, 2012
Get the Fap Bankmug. Shorts worn under your pants, used when you're a cronic masturbator and need to wank off in a semi-public area. You may be alone but there is still risk of someone walking in. You really want to rub ur dick so instead of pulling your pants down which is unexplainable to someone who walks in on you, you wank with you pants on. The fap shorts are used to soak up your sperm and to not stain your pants which would be embarrassing. This way of wanking is useful as if someone walks in, you have a slight chance of passing it off as just being a guy and scratching urself. Unlike if ur sitting there, pants around your ankles, your hand clenching ur throbbing erection, nothing to hide that you are in fact jerking your erection off.
The fap shorts are then removed when given the chance and disposed of, removing all evidence of your quick dispell of sperm.
The fap shorts are then removed when given the chance and disposed of, removing all evidence of your quick dispell of sperm.
#1 At a friend's house in an empty room
Geez I could jerk off right now, why does the toilet have to be so close to the living room where everyone is sitting and could easily hear me wanking :(.
Oh wait, im wearing fap shorts! Sweet!
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap ooohhhhhhh fuuuucccckkkkk yyyeeaaaa!
#2 Same place and situation
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap- Door opens
friend: Dude you in here? What ya doing?
You: My balls are fucking itching man, I think I caught something from that tramp last week!
fiend: Oh sucks to be you man!
You: Phhheeewwwwww
Geez I could jerk off right now, why does the toilet have to be so close to the living room where everyone is sitting and could easily hear me wanking :(.
Oh wait, im wearing fap shorts! Sweet!
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap ooohhhhhhh fuuuucccckkkkk yyyeeaaaa!
#2 Same place and situation
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap- Door opens
friend: Dude you in here? What ya doing?
You: My balls are fucking itching man, I think I caught something from that tramp last week!
fiend: Oh sucks to be you man!
You: Phhheeewwwwww
by Callum6969 May 14, 2009
Get the Fap Shortsmug. To WUB FAP means to be overly excited over dub step music it causes you to wank consistently in time with the music.
"Dude this music hits the spot! I love this so much! I'm going to WUB FAP this!"
or
(in a night club)
"IM WUB FAPPING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MUSIC!!"
or
(in a night club)
"IM WUB FAPPING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MUSIC!!"
by Lilly&Claire October 26, 2011
Get the Wub Fapmug. by Bweeman August 22, 2010
Get the Controller fapmug. by MurderMan1 July 11, 2009
Get the Fap Factorymug. The scabs and patches of dead skin resembling carpet burns that appear on your penis after excessive wanking.
Guy 1- "Dude, yesterday I tried showering, but the soap stung my doodle so much."
Guy 2- "Oh yeah? Weird... why is that?"
Guy 1- "I got bored over the weekend and got fap burn after jerking off so much.
Guy 2- "Too much info there, buddy.."
Guy 2- "Oh yeah? Weird... why is that?"
Guy 1- "I got bored over the weekend and got fap burn after jerking off so much.
Guy 2- "Too much info there, buddy.."
by Cinanymous September 23, 2010
Get the Fap Burnmug. Sarcastic expression usually used after someone links to pics involving NSFW activities. Commonly seen on vulgar IRC channels, forums, WoW perverts. BRB FAPPING stands for "Be right back, masturbating"
by nalita June 30, 2008
Get the brb fappingmug.