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Fap-Flambé

When one's testicles are placed inside the anal cavity of another. The other person flatulates as the testicle owner manually stimulates themselves.
I have had gas so bad today, we shouldn't let it go to waste and have a little Fap-Flambé!
by RustyPWhole April 25, 2017
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Fap sesh

Frantically beating your meat until you have a Indian burn on your bald headed yogurt slinger
Brady had a wicked fap sesh bro.
by JLman95 July 14, 2017
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Fap Rap

Term used to describe soulless, focus-group driven, highly synthetic and overproduced mainstream rap music, primarily from the 2010's, that lacks the creativity and soul associated with previous periods in hip hop history. Fap rap is an umbrella genre that not only includes mumble rap - it's most recent incarnation - but earlier 10's corporate pop rap like Drake, Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea, the Far East Movement., etc. See also butt rap.

The genre has its origins in the early-mid 00's with shameless, cynical pop acts such as the Black Eyed Peas, as well as less saccharine but still very cheesy one-hit-wonder Southern rappers like Soulja Boy and Mims. Once representing a small portion of sales within hip hop, the style has since become THE defining sound and ethos of mainstream rap.

Fap rap has many parallels to butt rock, a style of rock music (characterized by bands like Nickelback, Staind, Theory of a Deadman, Limp Bizkit, etc.) that all but entirely took over mainstream rock during the late 90's and 00's. The lack of variety, creativity, and quality standards within mainstream rock during this period may very well be the cause of the genres recent commercial demise. It is uncertain, yet entirely plausible, that fap rap will have a similar effect on hip hop in the coming years and decades.
Person 1: "Thank god 6ix9ine's in jail. Now mumble rap might finally be over and hip hop can recover"
Person 2: "Recover? No man, even with mumble rap gone, we've got a LONG way to go before mainstream rap is in anything resembling a healthy state again"
Person 1: "Yeah, you're right. I guess mumble rappers are only the latest in a long series of fap rappers dating back to before the start of the decade."
Person 2: "Right. As long as fap rappers Drake and Cardi B. are still more successful than everyone else, fap rap isn't going anywhere. Hip hop needs a revolution, like what rock and roll got in the 90's when grunge wiped out hair metal and 80's butt rock. Hopefully something like that happens in the 20's."
by Burt Kocain January 12, 2019
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fap-pechino

When one faps (masturbates) so hard that they cum in their coffee.
Guy 1: UGH This coffee is so salty, it's like a fap-pechino!
Guy 2: Who actually cums in their coffee?
Guy 1: You never know with the internet.
by ctrl alt del March 26, 2011
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Fap tunes

When a song comes on and you know you can fap to that shit.
"Connor was playing the impossible game and that game has fap tunes written all over it."
"I was about to fap to this one video when my sister barged in my room playing some nice faptunes...So i fapped to that."
by sacktap24 May 6, 2012
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fap map

A person's internet history after watching excessive amounts of pornography.
Their path through porn sites can be followed, step by step.
Dude! You better delete your fap map before your girlfriend gets home.
by jayclough December 13, 2010
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Fap Finger

When your fingers are stuck in fap-position after an especially extreme session of fapping.
John: Dude what's up with your fingers?
Adam: I got fap finger man. Damn Angelina Jolie movie marathon...
by Kev Butler July 23, 2010
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