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false-advertisement

when a female disguises the upper half of her face, usually with sun-glasses, to improve her sexual appearance when in the company of males
"dude she's hot." -matt
"nah dude, look! she took off her sunglasses." shouts, "that's false-advertisement bitch!" -nate
by phoshizzle41 November 4, 2009
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false genius

Someone who claims to be smart but in the end is about as clever as the gum under your shoe.
Dave claimed to have a high IQ, but in the end he was a False Genius.
by MaximilleDeLis April 15, 2014
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Cedar Falls

BEST AND WORST TOWN YOU WILL EVER FIND.
NORTH EAST OF IOWA (A MIDWEST STATE.)
SMALL.
BORING.
SHITLOAD OF TREES.
SHITLOAD OF CORN & SOY BEAN FIELDS.
MANY ETHNICITIES.
SCHOOLS SUCK.
PEOPLE SUCK.
MALL SUCKS.
POLICE SUCK.
DRUGS.
BEER PONG.
CIGS.
DEALERS.
CONTACT JOHNNY DEXTER FOR SHROOMS.
GRAFFITI.
COLLEGE TOWN.
VICTORIAN HOUSES.
THE CUP OF JOE.
PABLOS.
BAD DRIVERS.
GAY CARS.
BECK & DEERY OWN HALF OF TOWN (THEY SUCK.)
BAPTIST & LUTHERAN.
FEW VIRGINS.
HARDCORE/METAL/INDIE SCENE (GETTING STEADILY WORSE.)
BROS.
SCENE KIDS.
HIPSTERS.
REDNECKS.
IGNORANCE.
RAP & COUNTRY.
RACING ON HUDSON ROAD & UNIVERSITY AVENUE.
SKATEBOARDING.
ROLLERBLADING.
BICYCLING.
VIDEO GAMES.
GUNS.
TRAILER PARKS.
SPLIT REPUBLICANS & DEMOCRATS.
GOOD TATTOO SCENE : OMEGA RED, RITUAL, & AREA 51.
COLLEGE HILL.
MOHAIR PEAR.
LIMITED EDITION.
BARS.
STURGIS FALLS.
BRUTAL WINTERS.
SWELTERING SUMMERS.
DETASSELING.
FRIENDLY FOLKS.
DIRTY MOUTHS.
SHOPLIFTING.
FLOODS.
SOME RACISM.
MATERIALISM.
CEDAR RIVER IS NASTY.
319 IS THE BEST AREA CODE.
REPRESENT, BITCHES.
by representinthe319 March 11, 2011
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Niagara Falls (period)

Niagara Falls does mean a waterfall or city. But it also means a girls period. It is tycially used for girls to talk about among each other without others knowing. It is a nickname for period because for some it might feel like Niagara Falls is coming out of them. Note that you don't say the word period. Just Niagra falls.
"UGHHH that assembly was terrible"

"I know right and I'm on Niagara Falls (period)! So when I finally stood up-"

"I don't need any details."
by Ihavenolife April 13, 2014
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Sioux Falls Hang Glider

An inverted titty-fuck while deficating on the persons face
If I buy this fat girl enough drinks, maybe she'll come back to my place and I can give her a Sioux Falls Hang Glider.
by Fred Etish October 7, 2006
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falis

"Jean's son has a huge falis, i saw him polishing it the other week"
by oLLiE1987 September 24, 2005
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false ass-vertisment

Wearing padding to make your butt look better and/or bigger
Guy 1:That girls fine from the back side!

Guy 2:Man, thats a booty pop!
Guy 1:Ugh! Thats false ass-vertisment!
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