clam eating

The act of eating out a girl

I couldnt call you back, Derek was clam eating last night.

by freakygyal May 3, 2010

Shit-eating Badger Fucker

1) A pejorative term used to describe the lowest forms of human life. For all you know, an 'SBF' could live on your street. Without a very keen nose, you can't be 100% sure.

But you see him watering his begonias, and you see that shit-eating twinkle behind his little bug eyes, and you just know.

This person is a scum-bag, a real twat of a guy.
He`s that fucking weirdo who takes your bus every day.

A shit-eating badger fucker reincarnated: think George Bush`s arsenal, Walt Disney`s looks, and Hitler`s open-mindedness.

2) This term can also be used when a surreptitious exit is necessary.

Simply point in a far off direction and shout, "shit-eating badger fucker!"
while the enemy is distracted, make your escape.

3) A derogatory term used to describe a person who not only engages in sex-acts with the short-legged, heavy-set carnivores from the weasel family, called badgers, but also ingests fecal matter, (whether solely or supplementary to their normal diet).

You see that guy, Mac? I dunno why, but I just get the feeling he`s a real shit-eating badger fucker.

You shit-eating badger fucker!!! You slept with my little sister!!!!

by Badger Protection Officer July 31, 2009

Eating Puke

Eating Puke is the act of getting back with an ex especially when the relationship ended badly. He or she has expunged the toxicity of their ex from their lives however for some reason they at decide to go back for seconds.

Wow Mike is back with Jen. I can't believe he's eating puke. You'd think he'd have learned better after she dumped his ass the first time.

by RULT97 January 2, 2011

Second Hand Eating

When you eat other people's food but you wouldnt have bought the food yourself

Hey Billy forget the second-hand smoke, your Second Hand Eating is gonna kill ya!

by Mr. Ian Bailey December 18, 2007

What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

What's Eating Gilbert Grape? is one of the best oscar-winning movies ever. seriously. Johnny Depp, playing Gilbert Grape, is a 20-something young man who takes care of his mentally retarded younger brother (leonardo diCaprio), obese mother, and 2 teenage sisters. What's Eating Gilbert Grape? is simultaneously heartbreaking and heartwarming. see it! Johnny Depp is amazingly profound and just fantastic in this movie!! not to mention, he is georgeous! Leonardo DiCaprio, as Arnie (Gilbert Grape's mentally retarded younger brother)is also stupendous in this film, which is one if his first major successes as a serious actor.

SEE "WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE?" !!!!

Johnny Depp is such an amazing actor, protraying Gilbert, the movie's protagonist.

Leonardo DiCaprio is... incredible, portraying a mentally retareded teenager in perfection - real acting skillz there

i dont know her name, but their obese mother is also a very good actress!!

oh, and Juliette Lewis is also in it!!! she's great, as usual

see "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"!!!!

you will never forget it. you will always remember it.

by crazysexycool777 December 18, 2005

fire extinguisher

While having sex...get to the point of ejaculation. Quickly pull out and strike a match to light her pubes on fire. Ejaculate on the pubes and extinguish the flame!

The fire extinguisher rewetted me from the fire!

by Firefighter2000 November 30, 2006

eating is cheating

A reason why real men don't stop for food during a pub crawl.

1. I'm completely shitfaced, let's get a kebab.
2. You are such a wuss - eating is cheating.

by Ponkygirl February 14, 2008