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Fun nice guy really intelligent a girl magnet had short brown hair and brown eyes he’s really fun and cute
Girl 1:hey did you see that boy girl 2:yes he’s my crush. Girl 1: how did you meet him girl 2: I met evan in kindergarten and I have been in school with him for 8yrs both girls :damn he’s cute
Evan by Cats rules March 11, 2019
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The most awesomest person in da whole wide world
Evan by Electric_Van March 22, 2019
Super ugly, stupid and tall.
Evan by Namyac March 30, 2019
as a huge sense of humor and is VERY forgetful. goofy and can make inappropriate jokes and times. he is athletic and doesn't use his common sense at times either. he likes to play video games and can be quite lazy but isn't out of shape.
kid: who's Evan?
kid: hes the sporty type of guy but he's super forgetful though
Evan by 6ix 9in April 16, 2019
Sucks Philips dicks. Can’t hop off cock. Big pussy and a bigger boy.
That’s kid looks gay. He’s definitely an Evan.
Evan is the weird, nerdy kid with glasses who wears tanktops because he thinks hes tough.
go away Evan.
Evan by Braceface1.0 May 15, 2019
Smart negro but skinny cock
Dam If only my cock wasn’t so fat, that nigga evan is real fuckin lucky
Evan by TheCockMan May 20, 2019