Not So Happy Ending

When a female masseuse gives a post-massage blowjob, then proceeds to bite the man's penis off.

Cop: "Whats the situation?"
Deputy: "Well the victim died after his penis was removed and he bled out."
Cop: "In a massage parlor? How was his penis removed?"
Deputy: "Not So Happy Ending."
Cop: "Mother of god."

by TeamGhost February 8, 2015

edict

Someone who is addicted to e-cigarettes

Even though he looks like a douche he can't put away those e-cigs. He must be an edict.

by laskowmatic July 16, 2014

Enrico Pallazzo

A 3-year-old gelding racehorse, named after Enrico Pallazzo from Naked Gun, who doesn't just run but also provides hope to a ragtag bunch of Adelaidian hooligans at a time where politics is shot, the economy is stalling and their footy team is playing way below its potential.

A direct synonym for hope.

What we really need now is some Enrico Pallazzo to get through the working week.

by sirtobealot December 3, 2018

Enzic

Often used to describe gamers who are good at gaming on videogames. This word cannot be used if the person is bad at gaming on videogames.

S-Shit! This dude games like an Enzic.

by Enzic. July 4, 2021

Jan Enric Nido

A person known to be very awesome.

Boy 1: Dude did you see the dunk!
Boy 2: I know man! it's like Jan Enric Nido!

by yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah! August 21, 2011

Happy ending

An audience wants to hear about something too good to be true, they don't want to hear about how the good guy doesn't always make things right, have a bigger penis than the bad guy, or get a girl.

The guy that would be been considered the hero was a virgin until his twenties, never drove an expensive car, and didn't have an interesting life. A movie/story about bad guys was more interesting than the good guy's real life, even if it didn't have a happy ending.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019

Endacoot

1.A word used to denote a Welshman, with no anthropological links to Wales

2. A word used in referance to Mr Endacott

1. Bob: I'm welsh
Tim: What? You're such an Endacoot!! We all know you were born in Burnham!!

2. Philip Garlick: Mr Endacott? How come you didn't punch me when I knocked on your door?
Richard Endacott: Cos I'm such a nice guy.

by Anon February 9, 2004