Emeritus

(V) Old, retired professor who thinks they can be a dickhead and nothing will come of it. Usually found in droves at Land Grant Institutions.

First person: "Damnit! I got an F on that test I studied all night for."

Second person: "I know, that old codger, emeritus professor just makes things up to test on.

by good_ole_12valver May 20, 2011

emergency blow

Verb: Urgent need to have a bowel movement that is so pressing as to require one to utilize a public, and typically disgusting, restroom wihtout enough time to hold it long enough to make it home to a sanitary commode/toliet.

ORIGIN: Term from submarines where by air/balast is quickly released causing the submarine to rise rapidly- see the film Hunt for Red October

Jones had eaten mass quanites of mexican food the night before and was forced to excute an "emergency blow" at the nearest Gas Station.

by JTH13 May 29, 2008

emergencybsitquick

The feeling you get when you need to BS your homework before the start of class.

- Did you do your HW?

- OH NO! (feels a need to "emergencyBSitquick")

by Bobthedodo March 31, 2010

Emergency Airdrop

Verb: To take a shit on a plane, not because you wan't to, but rather the urgency of bowels calls.

Noun: Previously stated airborne shit.

Uh oh, I should have dropped deuce at home. I think I may have to call in an Emergency Airdrop now that our flight has already taken off.

by MIXTAP3 July 27, 2010

emerald chat

A website claiming to be the next omegle. The person who started it had good intentions, starting a website that wouldn't be full of horny people, and also having features that some people request. However, there have been rumors about the website leaking information, like emails, to third parties. The website itself is ok, but not really that good. The person who made it has been talking about it quite a bit on the omegle subreddit, even to the point of using multiple accounts, like BeyondOmegle and callancarr (sometimes called cancer). The website itself seems to be a bit lying, because it does show how many people are on it, but if someone opens up a few tabs with it, the number actually does change at random, and it's not the same on other tabs.

In my opinion, emerald chat really isn't that good, I've tried it, and it's just kind of eh, not good, not bad, but really not good. Also, the creator of it is threatening to sue someone for "libel", even though the person who is saying their opinions isn't really trying to libel on anyone, so if the creator of emerald really does sue, the lawyers probably won't be able to make a good case.

by U Ben Had July 29, 2017

emerica

Probably the most over-rated and (except for Vans), most widely worn skate shoes. Whenever you see someone skating with Emerica's it's a safe bet that they've also got a Baker deck and skin tight jeans. See Reynolds-clone.

Daft Cunt: Dude, check out my sweet new Emerica's! Now all I need is a trucker hat and some girly tight-jeans and I'll be just like Andrew Reynolds.

by Ziggy Stardust March 3, 2005

Emergency Room

The emergency room is literally the worst place to be not because of the fact that you just crushed your entire hand and its gushing blood while a woman with a cold is rushed into a room with 3 Residents and an ER Doc but because you will literally see the scum of america.Usually you'll see a fat chick nursing a baby in clothes that really should have been left at home/never scene in public with, some random hobo in smelly shitty clothes, shanqiqi who is either bitching about her boyfriend on the phone or making up a story as to how there child "fell down the stairs" and managed to get a spiral fracture, crying baby that probably makes you want to go postal, tough lumbar jack like dude with like some insane injury just sitting there, drug seekers who "lost there MS Contin" and seam to do so on a regular basis or maybe its the guy who "accidentally spilled his Opana ER down a sour pipe", etc.
After waiting 7 and a half hours in front of a bunch of chuckle heads looking to score some dilaudid you get in and the doctor usually looks at you like your an alien. If its a broken limb you usually get a cast and a bottle of Vicodin. If you have some mysterious ailment you usually have 4 residents scratching there head while some half retarded physicians assistant who's "scene it all" explains that you just have a tummy ache. But this is not before they take a bunch of your blood, do random tests and give you enough radiation from the CT scan,MRI,Xray to give a child terminal cancer.

-After getting hit by a car while bicycling John crawled to the ER for over an hour with two broken femurs and structural damage to his femural artery. When he reached the medical twilight zone that is the Emergency Room he was told to take a seat while jimal and gramps were scene by doctors for stuffy noses.

-Shit I broken my arm...ah its off to the wonderful freak show that is the Emergency Room!!!

-Emergency Room: Saving the world from seeing its primary care doctor, Would you like some dilaudid with that?

by CTU_FieldAgent200 March 5, 2011