Schrodinger's Ejaculation

A situation of when your neither know if someone has ejaculated or has not ejaculated

Don't pull a Schrodinger's Ejaculation on me!

by UltraKami November 9, 2022

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ejaculation

See: Spooge

I spooged like a freight train last night, all over my bitch's face. She is such a spooge monster.

by Spoogie McSpooge August 21, 2003

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Ejaculant

-Adj.

1. To look like you have just masturbated

2. To appear to be a chronic masturbator

Person 1: Well you're looking quite ejaculant today

Person 2: Yeah, I jerked-off like 20 minutes, hahaha!

by Joshel ;) June 6, 2011

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social ejaculation

To reach a non-sexual climax in a social situation which results in immense relaxation and low energy, often followed promptly by a withdrawal from the interaction and deep slumber.

Wow, that guy was so excited last night when he arrived at the party, he told all of his stories to his friends and experienced social ejaculation within a half hour. He was later found snoring on the couch, unresponsive and content, all the while sober.

by Martin Smiles April 26, 2010

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Ejacularf

(v.)- The action of having a liquid-expelling orgasm while vomiting simultaneously.

Male- "Oh yes, OH yes, oh YES, YES!, YES!!!, OOOH!, IM GONNA- BLEEHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Female- "Ew, did you ejacularf on me?!"

by Nick_Gre3n October 4, 2008

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Ejacturection

When you're with a guy and he gets so excited he shoots his load before he's even begun. Also known as a Two Second Wonder.

Girl A: "Ooh, he's well fit, love to get him into bed"
Girl B: "Nah, there's no point, I heard from Sarah he has problems with Ejacturection".
Girl A: "Shame."

by clodmeow May 24, 2010

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