Earth shat

A sound excreted by Portuguese lift doors

*earth shat* door closes

by Wine glass January 9, 2020

Earthism

An ideology created by the instagram account @earth_best_country, explaining why earth is so perfect and secksy.

I'm a follower of Earthism 💪🦍🌍😂🦍💪🦍😂🌍💪🦍😂🌍🦍💪😂🦍🌍

by OWCAHQ September 22, 2021

Earthless

Origin: urbanized spiritual usage of the word Earth as used in various cultures to refer to women/Mothers.

1. Another way of saying Motherless. Being or having been raised without a mother.

2. Extremely rude, disrespectful, or arrogant. ILL mannered.

1. Poor Samantha became earthless at a young age.

2. God damn it! John is such an earthless prick!

by Ackotho January 24, 2023

beer ears

A condition in which the afflicted is so drunk that he/she finds members of the opposite sex to be interesting and capable conversationalists, only to discover later, when sober, that they cannot stand listening to said person speak.

Dude, I called that blonde chick from the party last weekend, she was so annoying, i must have been wearing beer ears.

by lilmatt666 February 12, 2009

Happy Ears

The ability to hear good news or encouragement when nothing of the kind is actually said within ear shot or outside it.

Sheila said that Doug is really into her based upon her conversation with him yesterday. I spoke with Doug and he said "No way". So, Sheila really just has happy ears and hears what she wants to hear....

by craineya March 22, 2010

Triangle Ears

An angry cats ears.

When your laying on your bed and hear something merkin around you room, and all you can see off the side of the bed is kitty cat triangle ears.

by Kalanibunni March 4, 2011

jizzy ears

A person who takes it up the ears, thus resulting in the person to have "jizzy ears".

John: I heard that Tom got jizzy ears last night.
Paolo: ha! He's here, he's queer and he takes it up the ear.

by RodneyMunch133 February 6, 2014