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Sexplosion

When the male of a species that uses sex for pleasure has gone without intercourse for such a lengthy time that the resultant discharge is akin to a turbo-powered firehose hooked to a vat of mayonnaise.
After Bobo the Wonder Chimp had been isolated for 8 years, his first sexual encounter resulted in a sexplosion which rocketed the unfortunate female chimp a distance of 200 yards directly into a meat grinder. The silver lining is, the resultant burgers were delicious.
by Dragonwolf November 13, 2018
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ExpansionAttemptiosis

when you have a hard feeling that needs to be rubbed using AN expensive variety of petroleum jelly.
WOW last night i went through a ExpansionAttemptiosis.
by political retailer January 30, 2017
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Octo Expansion

"Hey I got Octo Expansion."
"You let the 8 Ball Fall - Test Failed."
by Woomynator May 30, 2019
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Exploding cow

putting a match to a cows arse when is about to fart then stand back and admire the your just work as the cows explodes.
"(California) A dairy worker who heard that bovine flatulence was largely composed of methane, and potentially explosive, decided to apply the scientific method to the theory. While one of his contented cow charges was hooked up to the milking machine, he waited for the slight tail lift which dairy workers know signals an impending expulsion, generally something to avoid. Our hero struck a match. His satisfaction at seeing the resulting foot-long blue flame lasted mere seconds, volia you have a exploding cow"
by maximus zie gr8 July 28, 2006
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explosions

Cool guys don't look at explosions, they blow things up, and walk away.
by mkablam June 7, 2009
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explosive diarrhea

A liquid defacation so forceful you have to hold onto the toilet seat to avoid liftoff.
I ate the buffet at Foo Kee and ended up with explosive diarrhea
by Marquiz May 6, 2003
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explosionism

noun; the process of making a work of art using Fireworks, paint, wicks and gunpowder created by Drew Lausman summer 2011
at the gallery the artist did a demonstration of his explosionism art, with lots paint and fireworks.
by paint everywhere January 18, 2015
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