A middle aged fuckboy, usually short, fat, white, and drug addict. Loves to play the victim, very versed in the art of lying, stealing and taking no responsibility. Has a micro penis and always trying to talk girls into making a "video" but is only bringing his 30 second "A game" so it ends up being a short gif. Has serious mommy issues to the point that she still runs every aspect of his life. Only watches mommy porn while fucking his cousin and fantasizing about men. Ttys to prove he's str8 by having children with several baby mommas who look more like men than he does. Everything he says is a lie and he is constantly plotting on how to fuck you over cause of his severe jealousy and his complete inferiority complex. His 5'2 stature causes him to date nuckledraggers, nut jobs, mouth breathers, meth whores, and skeletal pill popping drunk 70 year olds who will pay his bills and buy him things. A complete TOOL.
I thought I was dating this great guy but he turned out to be A Dustin!
What a total hater!! Don't be such a Dustin.
My friend turned out to be a fucking Dustin! What a let down.
What a total hater!! Don't be such a Dustin.
My friend turned out to be a fucking Dustin! What a let down.
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Get the dustin mug.A sexual act performed by shaving the female specimans hair off then proceeding to jaz'm (see definition) onto her freshly shaved scalp, coating the entire skull. Next, you squat a spot over top of her gleaming dome and proceed to shave your rancid pubic hair onto her head, sprinkling in such a fashion that is resembles a Dustin Diamond aka. Screech's hairstyle.
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Deanna- "So how was your date last night?"
Holly- "It was incredible! We went back to my place and oooh he had a Dustin!"
Holly- "It was incredible! We went back to my place and oooh he had a Dustin!"
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