Dinker Donger

Your dick, specifically a small or plump one.

John Cena's dinker donger got lost in the Vietnam War

by Poop NudeSafety January 28, 2006

Dinger

An Australian male who has sex with kangaroos.

Oi! That there Dinger is humping that roo!

by UsedDinger October 7, 2013

Danger Wank

Phrase given to the notorious art of masturbation within scenarios of heightened exposure.

Friend 1 - 'Man I'm totally hooked on danger wanks, i tried to go back and i cant'

Friend 2 - 'Dude I know! just yesterday, before a service, i climbed into the grave and s.........

Friend 1 - 'Get outta my church'

by compasskid April 21, 2009

Danger Thursday

Going out (or staying in) on a Thursday night and drinking so much you know you'll have a hangover on Friday morning even though you have to get up and go to work!

Fran: Yas! Danger Thursday tonight!!
Paul: You having a few drinkies then??
Fran: Oh yeah, a couple of bottles of vino it is!

by elPaulio April 29, 2010

danger breeze

The feeling of terror males get when they feel a chill in the genitalia region, believing it to be because their 'fly' (button or zip) is undone.

'Woah man! Had a danger breeze then! Could have sworn my pride was out in the open'

by Greg the Dinosaur August 14, 2012

Dangerpint

A dangerpint is consumed minutes before having to return to work

Your lunch time starts at 1pm and finishes at 2:15pm and the time arrives when lets say its 2:10pm and you really fancy another pint but you know its not a great idea but you still go for it. This is called the dangerpint

by inzagster January 25, 2013

Danger Dann

A fat wank or masterbate in the back of your parents car whilst they are driving along, under a duvet. Normally carried out on the return trip of a holiday.

I had a danger dann on the way back from Scotland.

by BigTomDann November 14, 2016