dumbledorph

To shoot your wad in your lover's face and give them a long white beard to resemble Dumbledore.

Last night Harry screamed expelliarmus ejactilatio and totally dumbledorphed me!

by charleycopper January 22, 2017

Dumbleskeng

Fag or cigarette

"Oi nah, you got that Dumbleskeng?"

by Trapstar horton September 20, 2017

dumbaro

An insult that mocks the victim's intelligence

You forgot your wallet at the playground? You're such a dumbaro!

by Wukeywukey October 30, 2017

Dumblefuck

Nickname for Donald Trump.

Mueller is on the hunt for Dumblefuck and his minions.

by No, the REAL Donald Trump August 5, 2018

Dumbarhea

When you say something dumb, and while trying to fix it, you sound even more dumb. Like diarhea, the dumb keeps flowing.

Bob said something stupid to Jan. As he explained, he kept saying stupid things. Jan told him he had a bad case of dumbarhea and left.

by AKW-AS August 26, 2018

dumbledore hands

When you’re fisting someone and your hand comes out black.
Fisting after taco night.

Have you ever had dumbledore hands. You will tonight.
I just ate Taco Bell you might get dumbledore hands.

by Mari3249 October 11, 2018

DumbleDarf

Someone who is short and shows great dumbness

That person is a DumbleDarf

by Dumb8thGrader November 16, 2018