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gravy-dicked 

When you do not get enough of something you have asked for. Can be used specifically for gravy references or metaphorical for being ripped off in some way.
I got gravy-dicked on my mashed potatoes. Where the fuck is my gravy?!

pony dunked 

When you are gang raped by a pack of horny urban preeteen boys
Tell you didnt get pony dunked on you way home from work dad
pony dunked by Swissenchalada December 1, 2016

Self-docked 

When you get hit in the cock so hard your penis inverts.
Holy shit Simon got cock shotted so hard he self-docked!
Self-docked by Cock shot king February 2, 2018

Rubber Ducker 

Primarily a maneuver to get away from a one night stand. A used condom is stretched over the doorknob on the inside of a door prior to closing it behind oneself. This makes it difficult to open from the inside, providing an opportunity to duck out. The choice of which side of the rubber faces out is player's choice.
I had to leave a rubber ducker to get away from that crazy chick last night!

billy-dicked 

When a male human being sneaks up behind another (male or female) and suddenly stabs his proud penis into his unsuspecting victims...

...."a drive-by dicking"
While I was having sexual intercourse with the babysitter, my wife snuck up behind me with a strap on and billy-dicked me.
billy-dicked by Wufpus August 26, 2018