douchebaggins

The doucheiest of douchbags; one who engages in a whole-nother level of douchebaggery.

"You are such a douchebaggins"

by Wastey-McHammeredson January 31, 2010

Douchebag Hunter

One who hunts large wild animals without preperation, training or regards to his own (and other's) safety.

A douchebag hunter, and a hunting party, with high powered rifles manages to get attacked by a leopard.

by Rhemis June 19, 2010

douche sword

The males' psychological response to the female bitch shield, in which the male may speak or act in a way that may seem rude or "douchey".

This is among the most effective ways to break down the female bitch shield. Please refer to the UrbanDictionary definition of bitch shield.

"Bro, you gotta equip yourself wit dat douche sword in order to penetrate her bitch shield."

by madderisback January 6, 2012

Douchebag Knievel

A person who participates in extreme acts of douchebaggery.

Named after Evel Knievel known for his estreme stunts and general disregard for gravity.

"That guy's dog just shit in my yard and he just left it!"
"Damn. He's obviously a Douchebag Knievel"

by dudeguybroman February 3, 2012

Douche Clot

scummy person, jerk

You are such a f***** douche clot

by Lisa M Piccininni October 6, 2012

Douche tat

Any unoriginal tattoo, that a douche gets for the sake of having a tattoo. Such as but not limited to, their own initials/name, star(s), inspirational phrases, band logos/symbols, and the mother of them of them all, last but not least, the classic douche bag must have, the tribal half sleeve.

~"Have you seen Logan lately?"
~"Ya, he's covered in douche tats"

by Kingduce69 September 6, 2013

douche drain

When an annoying person rambles on about their issues to the point you begin to feel sick.

That never ending conversation with Greta about how she loved Hansel but was sick of him shitting all over her left me with a bad case of douche drain.

by SMK-TG January 13, 2014