Ranger Douche

In essence, a baby wipe bath. Named after the style in which soldiers (more specifically, US Army Rangers) perform personal hygiene while deployed or in the field, or any other time a bath/shower is not available.

I didn't have time to shower before my date, but I did Ranger Douche.

by MrT64 January 21, 2011

douche station

a place where a woman (who is being a cunt) goes to clean out her vagina

"Hey Veronica, you're really being a fucking cunt today. You should probably go to the douche station to get your vagina cleaned out ASAP!"

by lutherghetto5 August 8, 2009

douche nerd

A geeky/nerdy person who is overly confident about their intelligence and will treat others as a lower form of life. These people are quite arrogant (full of themselves) about how smart they are and will constantly remind you and/or correct you when your wrong.

Guy1: Stay away from my stuff, you Ivy League know not!
Guy2: Wow, that guy is such a douche nerd!

by UrbanLinguist2 June 30, 2011

douche raft

An automobile owned and or operated by a douchebag. See BMW

I got cut off by a douche raft while driving in downtown and nearly wrecked.

by bob h boberson June 21, 2008

douche muffin

a man that acts like a douche bag and has a muffin top.

That kid that lives on third story in baddour is such a douche muffin

by homer d. poe December 6, 2007

arch douche

1. the title given to someone high on the corporate ladder, in a position of authority, etc. who is also a douchebag.

2. a person who is not necessarily in authority over another but who is just a huge douchebag, i.e. on the scale of all douchebags instead of just on one ladder

Example 1: Jimmy is the arch douche of the accounting department.

Example 2: That guy is the fuckin' Arch Douche.

by grlwholvd January 26, 2011

douche chill

Introduced by the character Tobias Funke (David Cross) on the short-lived but acclaimed, award winning FOX sitcom Arrested Development. "Douche chill" is an exclamation calling attention to the embarrassment of someone who has brought ill consequences on themselves.

Typically annunciated an octave or two higher than one's normal speaking voice and drawing out the "L" sound in "chill."

1. Mike and Tom are playing one-on-one basketball. Mike tries to show off and go up for a dunk. He misses it and face plants on the concrete. The sooner the better, Mike exclaims, "Douche chilllllll!"

by AyeJaye October 2, 2007