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He had a dink but he didn't care because she sucked it anyway.
by poopyfartsy October 9, 2007
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Dink Rot

A case of stinky vaginal rot. Not clean. If it's an extreme case of dink rot, it is labeled as a 'scorching case of dink rot'.
My aunt Debbie has a case of dink rot
My cousin Stephanie has a scorching case of dink rot.
by Mumbly May 16, 2012
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Dink Dank Doo

An expression of happiness at the positive outcome of a situation.
"Everything's coming up roses! Dink dank doo!"

Source: Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights
by Luke Foster November 25, 2003
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Dink

U.S. Navy slang for "delinquent." Specifically, it refers to a sailor being delinquent in his/her qualifications.

Dink does not mean that a sailor is a shitbag (i.e., bad personal hygiene, disrespectful to superiors, etc.). It only refers to the sailor's state of laziness in pursuing his/her qualifications.

You might also hear sailors using "dink" to refer to someone not in the Navy or any armed force. Usually, it will be to comment on someone's (usually a civilian) lack of knowledge about anything Navy-related.
1.
- Chief: "Hey DC3 Swenson, are you qualified for Inport Equipment Monitor yet?"
- DC3 Swenson: "Sorry Chief, I'm still dink."
- Chief: "Dammit Swenson, you've been dink in that watchstation for a year and a half now! Your liberty is secured until you get qualified!"

2.
- Sailor A: Man, I bought this hooker last night and when I said I was in the Navy, she asked if I've ever killed a guy. Do I look like a SEAL to you?
- Sailor B: Sounds like she's dink in her knowledge of what we do, which is drink coffee all day.
by Swivelnutz March 24, 2012
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winky dink

The male genitals including the penis and scrotum.
Gerlach has a small winky dink.
by Chance1826 September 5, 2006
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dink

A "family" with Dual Income & No Kids or a member of such a "family".

Dinks would rather spend their money on luxury cars and vacations than on child expenses.
Dink Member: Awwwwww your kid soooo cute!

Actual Parent: If you pay her tuition you can hold her, otherwise fuck off you dink!
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
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Sink Dink

The act of washing ones penis in a sink after intercourse because of the inability to shower before the next encounter.
After I fucked that hooker yesterday I had to give my wife the Sink Dink when I got home.
by TIII February 4, 2009
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