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obsessive trump disorder

Urban Dictionary's obsession with Trump oriented words of the day.
Hey Joe have you been getting spammed with all those anti-Trump email definitions?
Ya they have Obsessive Trump Disorder, pretty damn funny how butthurt the snowflakes are.
Do you think they will publish mine?
No they don't have the balls and will censor the other POV!
by theway146 February 7, 2017
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Aftehnsmuchen's Disorder

Aftehnsmuchen is a psychiatric disorder that can occur in people who have eaten rotten cat brain cells.
Will was sent to psychotherapy after being diagnosed with Aftehnsmuchen's Disorder.
by tgayg February 26, 2019
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Christopher Columbus Disorder

Christopher Columbus Disorder (CCD) is a mental disorder in which the afflicted believe they have discovered something new, when in fact, indigenous peoples have known about the "discovery" (i.e., object, phenomenon, area, species, etc.) for time immemorial.
Speaker 1: Hey, did you hear Dr. Pumpkinstein discovered a new mammal species in Central America?
Speaker 2: Central America, you say? Haven't there been indigenous people living there for thousands of years with traditional stories about that same mammal passed down for generations?
Speaker 1: Well ya, but if they knew about it, they never published a paper on it.

Speaker 2: Sounds like Dr. Pumpkinstein has a case of CCD.
Speaker 1: CCD?
Speaker 2: Ya, CCD... Christopher Columbus Disorder. Because Columbus didn't discover sh*t!
by heartofeverything February 12, 2020
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Trump Degenerative Disorder

A disorder that degenerates the nervous system and is spread by people who believe in trump conspiracies, buy or wear his merchandise, go to his rallies, or are his fans. Trump specifically suffers most.
Symptoms include: Rejection of Criticism, narcissism, Downplay, stupidity, incorrect grammar, insane thoughts, racism, pedophilia, and constant hand gestures while talking.
Trump Degenerative Disorder prevention is the worst mental disorder we have ever faced, with millions of people suffer from each day. It is preventable my disregarding Qanon and extremist group and conspiracies of trump.
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The realization that usually occurs around thirty-five, and most typically in men who have been circumsized (it's generally unheard of in women), that your foreskin is gone, it isn't coming back, and that you miss it. Complete mental breakdowns have been attributed to this disorder (which is found in the DSM-IV-R).
Biff: Doctor Rob, what am I gonna do? I miss it so much...It's just too hard to go on without it. Is there any way to help me? Can we maybe find it on the internet?

Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.
by Blenderhead91 April 27, 2010
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low standards disorder

when you wll accept dating a person even though you know they arent very attractive and you only take that person because you know thats the best you can get and if one of those people have the disorder its most likley they both have it.
jeff:why is steve dating her she so ugly

carl: he has low standards disorder
by loserman707 September 17, 2009
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Extra Large Areola disorder

When a woman has an areola bigger than a human head.
When Beth Chapmans top fell down it was clear she had Extra Large Areola Disorder.
by Young Blood Chapman October 3, 2007
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