Best Pussy Disorder

When a female believes their vagina is the best of its kind.

Wow, Veronica is so delusional..

I know, she suffers from Best Pussy Disorder.

by p6291 June 18, 2023

Pubescence Collapse Disorder

A chronic issue where after you start to hit puberty, your body suddenly starts to conform back to the state of pre-puberty, and all gained puberty traits near instantly vanish in one swift sweep.

Similar to a voice crack, but for all of puberty's traits.

Guy: Dude, while I was in the middle of a voice crack, I suddenly experienced Pubescence Collapse Disorder; it felt so awkward.

Lax bro: Woah dude, that's so bro!

by The definder September 24, 2011

Obessesive Computer Disorder

a lot like obssesive compulsive disorder, there is the constant need to check one's email, facebook, myspace ect. Also referred to as OCD

Yeah the power went out this weekend and my OCD was acting up, I had to go over to Joe's just to check my email.

Joe's Obessesive Computer Disorder is really getting the best of him, we should try and get him some help.

by ckwhy November 14, 2010

pica eating disorder

Pics is a eating disorder where you crave things that aren’t food for ex chalk,dirt,hair,ice,etc

Pls get help for pica eating disorder

by Iluvmilfs1988 September 5, 2021

Spontaneous Erection Disorder

a problem usually found in young, male(obviously) teenagers when even though they may not be aroused, they may obtain an erection.

A: dude Steve had a boner in english today. it was nasty

B: dude thats not funny, Steve has Spontaneous Erection Disorder

A: don't wel all?

by kl2895 January 10, 2011

caffeine deficit disorder

When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.

Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.

by Stoolie May 23, 2014

Attention Desire Disorder

An unnatural craving for attention at all times. Subject will make loud noises, interrupt conversations, or perform outrageous acts to seek attention from others. The other A.D.D. problem.

There goes Ron again, running around the office in his underwear and tie. He's got really bad Attention Desire Disorder (A.D.D).

by Kevin Galligan March 6, 2009