by p6291 June 18, 2023
When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.
Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.
by Stoolie May 23, 2014
a mild to severe form of wenchaphobia which is characterized by night terrors after watching "The Rock of Love" before bed.
Gabby is afflicted with a severe form of rock-of-love disorder because she is repulsed by watching fake blondes hook up with an old guy.
by Hannah <(^^)> March 31, 2008
a problem usually found in young, male(obviously) teenagers when even though they may not be aroused, they may obtain an erection.
A: dude Steve had a boner in english today. it was nasty
B: dude thats not funny, Steve has Spontaneous Erection Disorder
A: don't wel all?
B: dude thats not funny, Steve has Spontaneous Erection Disorder
A: don't wel all?
by kl2895 January 10, 2011
by Iluvmilfs1988 September 06, 2021
A medical condition in which a male genitalia is erect several times a day for at least 10 minutes but no longer than 4 hours. Different than erectile dysfunction as HDD is induced by purely hoe behaviors.
GF: BB, is your dick hard again?
BF: Maaaan, you know I can't control my hoe dick disorder! It's actually a problem for me. I just want the booty so bad, maaaan.
BF: Maaaan, you know I can't control my hoe dick disorder! It's actually a problem for me. I just want the booty so bad, maaaan.
by dirtysloo March 24, 2016
Avoidant Personality Disorder, sometimes abbreviated as AVPD, is a relatively rare personality disorder that makes a person abnormally...well, avoidant.
Symptoms of Avoidant Personality Disorder can include:
-Extreme sensitivity to criticism or rejection, even if done in a nice way
-Social isolation, due to only hanging out with people who will accept them and avoiding people who are critical
-Fear of conflict; not voicing complaints, lest the subject(s) of the complaint react harshly
-Extremely low self-esteem; lower than that of a person suffering from depression
-Crippling shyness
-Being easily embarrassed or flustered
-Over-explaining a lot to avoid any potential misunderstandings
-Being unresponsive to any forms of communication (particularly verbal communication), especially if they are unhappy with someone, or vice versa
-Having trouble asking for help
-Extreme indecisiveness
Mental and personality disorders are different for everyone, but it doesn't make them any less serious.
-Extreme sensitivity to criticism or rejection, even if done in a nice way
-Social isolation, due to only hanging out with people who will accept them and avoiding people who are critical
-Fear of conflict; not voicing complaints, lest the subject(s) of the complaint react harshly
-Extremely low self-esteem; lower than that of a person suffering from depression
-Crippling shyness
-Being easily embarrassed or flustered
-Over-explaining a lot to avoid any potential misunderstandings
-Being unresponsive to any forms of communication (particularly verbal communication), especially if they are unhappy with someone, or vice versa
-Having trouble asking for help
-Extreme indecisiveness
Mental and personality disorders are different for everyone, but it doesn't make them any less serious.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2022