national state of disaster

A situation of national danger or disaster in which a government suspends normal constitutional procedures to regain control. It can be an earthquake, flood, landslide, cyclone, tsunami, urban flood, heatwave; a man-made disaster can be nuclear, biological, and chemical, there is no fixed term to declare a national calamity as a 'national disaster. The government is also allowed to stop production and/or stop any citizen from traveling, working, or going to school depending on how serious of danger or disaster the nation is in.

"the government has declared a national state of disaster"

by miss anonymous FMM September 2, 2020

Disc golf

A fun scapegoat to hang out with buds and smoke buds. Played by a range of all ages with the same determination to play a game in nature and get lit enough to jump of of a friends 2 story house in the process, often improving the skill of which one plays.

Dude I just got a call from Mary...wanna go play disc golf?

Eric: Hey bro, wanna shoot some discs today?
Tom: Sure bro, but don't forget the visine this time.

by Bahtsy June 13, 2008

Disastereomer

A pun combining the chemistry term Diastereomer and disaster;it is used to describe a person with excessive knowledge in chemistry. A chemistry know-it-all.

"I hear your friend aced that chem exam; for all intensive purposes he's a total disastereomer."

by Scomandy Van Shlervin March 8, 2009

Disaster magnet

A person (or persons) prone (or perhaps cursed) to such bad luck that anything that could go wrong, usually does...Typically at the worst time possible.

John: "Well that's just great! My flight got delayed thanks to a breakdown... the disaster magnet strikes again!

by Netsurfer_x1 July 9, 2010

Natural Disaster

When something becomes too much to handle.

"That song was a natural disaster."

by T-Fenn October 19, 2008

dicso biscuits

(ecstasy), love hearts,twisters,clovers,double clovers, mitsubishi,toyota,stars e.c.t
also known as dance appreciation tablets.

"luke, do you want some dicso biscuits?"
they get you nicely fucked.
luke white is a ghetto surpeme

by danny n karys March 21, 2008

Disastrophe

diz-a-stro-fee noun - an experience, person, thing or event that is worse than a disaster and a catastrophe combined.

Origin: from the root words 'disaster' and 'catastrophe'; first used on February 9th 2010 by a four-year old girl to describe her father's nose: "Daddy's nose is turning all red, it is a disastrophe!"

Often misspelled as and confused with "disastrophy" which refers to a trophy wife who has had too much plastic surgery.

1. a mind-boggling mess or tragedy on an epic scale: What is happening in Haiti is a disastrophe.

2. any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: My blind date was a disastrophe, he spent the whole night hitting on the waitress.

3. a potent mix of tragedy and stupidity; a clusterf@ck, particularly one containing an element of the absurd: The government's handling of the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina was a total disastrophe.

4. a particularly egregious fashion error; a "hot mess": That dress is a complete disastrophe, what were you thinking?!

related words:

disastropic(al) - adjective
disastrophically - adverb

synonyms: misfortune, calamity, tragedy, hot mess.
anonyms: triumph, victory, success.

by domesticgoddess February 9, 2010