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Digitalia

A term indicative of the tools used to implement and execute sexual attraction over the internet. May also refer to the sexual attraction of one to digits (fingers).
This relationship is tangled in a web of digitalia.

I apologise for my typing errors, I am suffering from a bout of digitalia at the moment.

I checked out his hands, it was digitalia at first sight.
by Horsey of Gormenghast April 7, 2005
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digitard

Anyone who has difficulty using technology for even the most basic of tasks such as having a hard time making a call on a cell phone or trying to access the internet on the microwave.
My 80 year old grandma is such a digitard, she actually thought she could play the .m4a files she downloaded from iTunes on her Dell DJ.
by The Doke June 11, 2006
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Digital Revolution

noun
the Digital Revolution
the period in the early years of the 21st century in China when mobile phones came into wide use and the Chinese Communist Party modernized its command system by using digital communication technologies in order to cling to power
"Express patriotism rationally. Take part in the state-sponsored protests. Patriotism is not a sin,'' said a text message sent by the Digital Revolution bureau of the Chinese Communist Party to millions of mobile phone users in Shanghai and Beijing.
by Abajian September 27, 2005
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Didgits

The correct spelling of the word digits.
How many didgits are in your telepohone number?
by BackToNormal June 30, 2004
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digispeak

A shorted form of speech used to communicate in cyberspace:

AFAIK As far as I know.

AFK Away from keyboard.

A/S/L Age, sex, location.

ATM At the moment.

AWGTHTGTTA Are we going to have to go through this again

AYT Are you there.

BBL Be back later.

BFN Bye for now.

BRB Be right back.

BTDT Been there, done that.

BTW By the way.

CUL See you later.

DETI Don't even think it.

DQMOT Don't quote me on this.

EBCAK Error between chair and keyboard.

EBKAC Error between keyboard and chair.

F2F Face to face.

FOAF Friend of a friend.

FWIW For what it's worth.

FYI For your information.

GAL Get a life.

GD&R Grinning, ducking and running.

GMTA Great minds think alike.

HB Hurry back.

HHOK Ha, ha, only kidding.

IANAL I am not a laywer, but...

IAW In accordance with.

IMCO In my considered opinion.

IMHO In my humble opinion.

IMO In my opinion.

IOW In other words.

JK Just kidding.

JOOTT Just one of those things.

KK Okay, all right.

LMAO Laughing my ass off.

LOL Lots of luck.

LYLAS Love ya like a sister.

MYOB Mind your own business.

MWA A kiss (the sound of "mwa.")

N2M Not too much.

NIH Not invented here.

OIC Oh, I see.

OTOH On the other hand.

OTP On the phone.

PAL Parents are listening.

PEBCAK Problem exists between chair and keyboard.

PEBKAC Problem exists between keyboard and chair.

PIR Parents in room.

PLBCAK Problem lies between chair and keyboard.

PLBKAC Problem lies between keyboard and chair.

PMJI Pardon my jumping in.

PTG&LI Playing the game and loving it.

RL Real life.

ROFL Rolling on the floor laughing.

STFU Shut the f*** up!

SUP What's up?

TANSTAAFL There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

TIA Thanks in advance.

TTFN Ta, ta for now (goodbye).

TTT Thought that too.

TTYL Talk to you later.

TU Thank you.

TY Thank you.

WFM Works for me.

YT You there?
If you go into a chat room online, you have to know digispeak.
by Guido1 March 16, 2008
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digital drama

When a digital device causes unwanted drama in your life.
Scenario:

Girl: (reading boyfriends Facebook page) What the eff does this chick mean by saying "Remember the threesome we had?"

Guy: Umm.. Nothing she is just an old friend.

Girl: (walks away mad yelling profanities)

Guy: Why do you always have to make things you read on my Facebook, Mypace or cell into digital drama!?
by SubliminalPollution March 19, 2010
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going digital

Another term for female masturbation - using the fingers or "digits" to do so.
Mary brings a whole new meaning to going digital when she gets herself off.
by Mahogany Ride September 5, 2007
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