dicktator

Gaddafi.

I am dicktator. However, I'm not from China.

by My Real Namez September 19, 2013

Dickbag

A condom.

Hey if your going to the store can you pick me up some dickbags?

by Austin Bissell February 3, 2015

Dickbag

Someone who is a real jerk or a jackass and is arrogant.

That guy is a real dickbag.

by Roxie Rose October 5, 2015

Dickatosis

bad odor of penis smell on one's breath after having oral sex.

She had a bad case of dickatosis after having oral sex with her boyfriend. Halitosis

by samuel prewitt jr. October 26, 2015

Dickbacking

To have sexual intercourse with your friends boyfriend because you can't find your own

That girl is a slut, she is always dickbacking someone.

by MicDingo October 4, 2016

Dickbutt

Latin: Gluteus Maximum

A Dickbutt is a mythological creature stemming from the deeps of the dark Web. It is recognised by being a penis with legs and a Penis sticking out of its rear.

David Attenborough:

Here in front of we see the utterly rare species called the dickbutt, the dickbutt is also called hermaphrodite, which means that it can mate with it self. But unlike snails, who are also hermaphrodites, they legs, punishes and asses.

by Medieval tentacle party December 15, 2016

Dicktato

1. A penis that is shaped oddly like a potato

2. When someone doesn't clearly tell you what to do properly so you humourlessly say that it was so unclear that you accidentally got your dick stuck in a potato

1: Girl 1: Did you sleep with Andy last night?
Girl 2: Yeah but he had a dicktato
Girl 1: I knew it!

2: Guy 1: So you gotta go around the corner and walk a bit and then turn and you're there
Guy 2: Instructions not clear; Dick stuck in potato

by Phone obsessed teen January 17, 2017