dick

a mans front private place.

stop touching my dick bro

by NENJARCOON July 11, 2016

This dick

This dick is infinitely long and impossible to suck

Me: Yo girl you ready for this dick
Girl:I think I might choke but it's the best way to die

by DOGE IN THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD September 5, 2017

dick

dick is a word to describe trump.. someone who abso-fucking-lutly drinks cum for breakfast

I really wish we didn't have dick as our president anymore

by jcbehvgceytrqgveaffgrbynw September 16, 2018

Dicked

To be deeply troubled by a situation; to be screwed; totally fucked

The hooker took your wallet? Oh fuck man, you just got dicked!

by DJSeebs October 19, 2003

Dicked

To be screwed over in a situation

He dicked me three weeks ago and I still can't feel my anus

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

As dick

When an activity or event is described with the concrete noun 'dick', it is said that there is no other word or descriptor available to describe the extreme sense of elation or distress.

Ahh man this dank Zoot has got me high as dick

by Bonkmaster3000 August 24, 2021

dick

The part of the male body that babes love to suck. It also makes chunky milk.

Hey, babe. wanna suck the milk out my dick. it's real hard.

by alien dude from area 51 September 29, 2020