Mountain Dew Float

This is the official definition of this word.
It is when you bust a nut in a girl's mouth and then piss in her mouth. She then gurgles it and swallows.

Person A: That chick Beth is a real nasty freak.
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A:When I had sex with her last night she told me to give her a mountain dew float.

by Carl H.... October 12, 2007

sweaty dew flaps

excessively moist vaginal flaps.9 times out of ten belonging to a fat woman

i porked this right fat heffer last night, ya should of seen the sweaty dew flaps on it

by POWER B May 14, 2003

dew run rum

a drink that consists of 1 part bacardi 151 and mountain dew

i had 16 dew run rums and pissed my pants

by smitty savoie July 24, 2006

Checking On Mnt Dew

A shit excuse for leaving your friends to go jerk off

I have to go Checking on Mnt Dew

by A WynnCraft Playr July 9, 2017

do da dew

When you're so bored that the only thing interesting is a mountain dew reference.

ARE U READY TO DO DA DEW?!!! YEET YEET YEET!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 24, 2019

Mountain Dew Prince

The prince of the Mountain Dew addicts :D

"Hey dude I went to the Mountain Dew Prince's palace yesterday"
"Really? how was it?"
"AWESOME!!"

by Ms.Chiznet June 16, 2009

Scooby Dew Rag

That stuffed animal that's all torn up and dirty that nobody touches because the family dog spends all day alternating between chewing it and humping it.

"I know you want to play with Fluffy but you might want to get that out of your mouth, it's his Scooby Dew rag!!

by figarojames January 19, 2019