Dumpster Man

A man who lives in a dumpster behind the dollar tree. He is known to be horny 99% of the time, he worships Ron Jeremy, and often uses little to no self control.

"Dude I just saw a guy jerking off in the dumpster behind the Dollar Store! I think he was watching Ron Jeremy!"

"That was probably just Dumpster Man."

Dumpster Man by Dumpster Man January 26, 2015

Punching The Dumpster 

When your boyfriend is really terrible at sex, he is punching the dumpster.

Oh damn, my boyfriend came over last time and he was punching the dumpster all night long. :(

Punching The Dumpster by Xephe April 10, 2015

dump dash

When your headed to the bathroom at the fastest possible speed while at the same time not shitting yourself

Man I barely made it to the bathroom at work I had to do the dump dash all the way there

dump dash by Wild-bill December 13, 2017

funny dump 

Masturbating while taking a crap. A solo blumpkin.

I'm so frustrated I'm gonna go take a funny dump.

funny dump by dj shitdog October 24, 2007

Lehman Dump 

When individuals who tend not to fart abruptly in public use the toilet for a #2 Job and as a result of holding it in, a sound familiar to that of a 50. Caliber machine gun occurs, capable of ripping apart the porcelain lining of the common toilet.

Holy cow! did you hear that Lehman dump in the room beside us?! I thought we were under attack!

Yeah Mitch's dump was a definite Lehman dump.

Lehman Dump by Birdman117 March 11, 2010

mean dump 

A dump to be reckoned with.

A dump that outcompetes most normal dumps.

Jesus Christ I crapped an hour ago and it still stinks in here. That was one mean dump!

mean dump by MysterionMothaFukca July 7, 2010

Drama Dump 

When someone dumps all of their dramatic life issues on you upon first meeting them.

Damn, she just drama dumped me!

Drama Dump by OParks December 7, 2010