Dirty Seanchez

An Irish version of the Dirty Sanchez where after doing a chick on the rag, you wipe your member over her upper lip giving her a red mustache. Somewhat ironic considering that sex during menstruation makes pregnancy highly unlikely and the Irish are notorious for their high fecundity.

Paddy: I got me hole last noight.

Connor: Who wit?

Paddy: Dat loosebit Shandie O’Flaherty. An’ wile she was bleedin’ out her feckin’ gee!

Connor: Jaysus Chroist!

Paddy: An’ efterwards, I woiped me langer ‘cross her face an’ gave’er the ol’ Dirty Seanchez!

Connor: Erin go bragh! Let’s get a pint ‘o piss to celebrate!

by Luck O'Oirish March 12, 2009

Dirty Burge

University of Iowa residence hall harboring more sexually transmitted diseases than the Red Light District in Amsterdam.

Let's just go over to Dirty Burge.

by powerful-fruitcup March 21, 2011

dirty trent

A 'Dirty Trent' is when you are mid-way through railing a hot bird at a party and you blow your load whilst drinking a VB long neck then proceed to run out of the room shouting "Yeah the boys!", challenging all other males at the party to a naked sword fight.

"Bro, did you just see Nathan run out of that room with a raging stiffy?? He must be doing a Dirty Trent".

by Maddogg69 February 10, 2019

Dirty Minded

When someone can figure something sexual out of any statement.

Me: I like big beefy sausages.
Dirty minded human: that's what she said hehe

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 27, 2019

Dirty Dangles

Sick moves and dekes, usually in reference to Hockey.

dude, did you see those dangles Ovechkin put on Crosby, talk about dirty dangles.

by candykong February 18, 2009

Band Director

One who conducts a middle/high school or college band. Yes it's true they like to tell lame jokes but most band kids like that weird humor anyway. Give em a break. Some of these directors are serious to the point of craziness. Band directors really try and are usually nice people, unless they don't give a shit about the band. Then they just suck. Very busy these band directors are.

The trumpet section was up the band director's ass but he helped them with their rhythms and they thanked him.

The band director was near death listening to the 20 piccolos but gathered the patience to get them all in tune.

My band director is awesome- he can be a real nazi on the field when he has to, and the next minute he's your bff.

by viel Larm um nichts~ August 4, 2009

dirty buds

The lackluster headphones included with all Apple devices before the stopped including them.

Ah mate i forgot my headphones can i borrow a pair of dirty buds?

by Mr.Shoe November 18, 2020