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Silver Dildo

1. An very uptight person.
2. A silver colored penis shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
3. An extremely unintelligent or worthless person.
4. A amazingly attractive lesbian.
1. Person One I heard Victoria Beckham only orders spinach at restaurants .

Person Two Wow! Shes such a silver dildo!
2. Person One I used a silver dildo on your mom last night, now you can call me Dad.

Person Two No!
3. Person One Man did you hear what Trump said at the presidential debate last night.

Person Two Yeah he is a huge silver dildo.
4. Person One Have you seen Amber Heard!

Person Two Yeah she is one of the biggest silver dildos I've ever seen.
by SHIRAMSINS October 31, 2016
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field dildo

Any dildo used to throw at Tom Brady.
You're a field dildo.

Whoever threw the original field dildo is an American hero.
by Mad Malc November 3, 2016
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piss dildo

Piss dildo usually consists of pissing in a condom or a mould of a penis and freeze it and then when it’s frozen you can then fuck yourself with your piss dildo.
Tamzin, had a piss dildo and fucked her ass and fanny till it melted.
by DaddyAndTheBoy July 20, 2018
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Dildo man

A dildo man is a man whos body is the shape of a dildo but he has no penis and is always very tall with no toes
That guy looks like a penis ohhhhh he musr be a dildo man
by Kaydin April 21, 2019
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Case Of Dildo

Quesadilla auto corrected by a phone.
Hey, I just had the best case of dildo last night!
by Killercoke2 August 9, 2019
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Dildo Chariot

The act of super glueing dildos at random on the vehicle of an unsuspecting victim of interest.
My boss is being asshole. I think I'll give him a dildo chariot tonight.
by Kilbird September 22, 2017
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Pocket Dildo

A smaller sized dildo that can fit in a pocket so can be used anywhere in secret
Girl 1: Have you tried out your new pocket dildo?

Girl 2: yeah it's great! I'm using it now!
by Jeoff123 March 8, 2017
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