by Solid Mantis January 01, 2020
When you contribute absolutely nothing in a game but still flex your imaginary impact by telling teammates to "check damage blocked." Often used in Marvel Rivals by SambosaChicken, who spends the whole game swinging into nobody, auto attacking the enemy tank, shielding on full hp, then wall crawling away.
Teammate: "Bro, you did zero damage, what were you even doing?"
You: "Yeah, but check damage blocked tho."
You: "Yeah, but check damage blocked tho."
by Bronze 2 Marvel Rivals February 10, 2025
Hanz damage or Hanz D for short is an artist, a misfit, skateboarder, a punk, a poet, a lover and a musician. Born in Buffalo NY where abouts are unknown.
by Hanz Damage February 19, 2018
An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.
FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!
drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin
JOEY: OK have a good one!
drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin
by boeing737229 February 14, 2018
by FatManBOB June 25, 2018
by MegaFaggot69420 July 08, 2018
When you're so close to dying that you would probably drop dead if someone or something merely sneezed on you.
Has nothing to do with Covid-19.
Has nothing to do with Covid-19.
By the time we finally defeated that boss, most of my squad was at sneezing damage. To make matters worse, we had no health kits...
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2021