Custard Surprise

A custard surprise is when a guy is getting sexually stimulated (usually by a partner or partners) and, to his surprise, ends up with a powerful orgasm and shoots jizz that surprises even him.

Yo, man, I was getting tit fucked by my girl for a long ass time but I did a custard surprise. It was awesome!

by AnonMan October 17, 2015

Funny Custard

Especially thick ejaculate. Most commonly used in relation to fellatio.

"I was so backed up, I filled that bitch's throat with funny custard.

by M15745H1F74 January 31, 2024

Custard Creaming

When you are going down on a girl and your munching down that sweet pussy, the act of custard creaming is when you crunch down the outa vaginal flap (like the biscuit) and then make your way to the centre where you get the cream.

I've been custard creaming girls 24/7

by Sissoko July 27, 2019

Australian custard

Synonym for spunk as it's made 'down under'.

"Pass the Australian custard Steve"
"Dude, yuck"

by grumble bundle November 1, 2020

Hot custard

Cumming into someone's butt and they hold it inside for a while keeping it warm until it congeals

Can I use your bathroom? I've been baking a hot custard all day.

by MsLady2754 January 13, 2021

custard guzzler

The term used for a person who likes the taste of sperm in large quantities...

God damn, she grabbed my dick , and sucked until the last drop was gone and no spills. She was a real custard guzzler!!!!

by 99p Shop November 30, 2016

Doodle Custard

The warm white custard like substance that expels from the male appendage during an orgasm.

Bro I had the biggest surprise last night when I was getting some head and the chick swallowed me doodle custard

by gguuiinneessss December 8, 2022