Curved

To basically get told off by someone.

Guy 1: Ey brah that's an ugly shirt you got on!

Guy 2: Bitch! shut dat shit up! Yo ugly ass got name chuck taylor's and a fake gucci backpack!

Bystander: Dayummm! Your ass just got curved!!!

by BiZkitZ April 22, 2011

Curve fucker

A nerdy, typically Asian person who does nothing but study all day, has no life and will eventually be your downfall on an exam. Somebody who gets well above average on an exam, thereby causing the curve to be higher and subsequently earning the hatred of all non curve fuckers in the class.

Guy 1:Man that exam raped me.
Guy 2: Haha yea man I almost got raped too, but luckily I was able to copy from that one curve fucker sitting next to me.
Guy 1: Fuck you

by tamiltiger1 February 26, 2011

curve dick

Academia slang. A top student (high school higher) whos grades are so high that they make their fellow students look bad. Curve comes from the mathmatical term - normal distribution curve. Theory is that when educators rate, they adjust grading scale so that most people are average. The curve dick throws off the curve so the rest of students look worse than they normally would.

Meaning of dick here is "to screw someone over."

Susan's such a curve dick. She got a 97% on the test when the next highest grade was 71%.

by Blowfish August 26, 2005

curve surfing

When someone sways with the car when the car turns.

Sarah was curve surfing on the bus when we were on the curvey road.

by Braedyn June 1, 2007

gentlemens curve

a very slight, delicate upwards curve of the penis. Few men can claim ownership of a gentlemens curve, but those who boast its unique and intricate appearance.

The gentlemens curve on the hog I rode last night had just the right amount of curvature to satisfy my need

by Coldrod March 24, 2020

curves

A female's chest, especially a large one.

That sexy woman has mighty fine curves.

by randomloser November 11, 2003

Curve

Having a "curve" means you have a penis that is so long to the point that it curves, making you a freak in the sheets.

Chuck Wentz, his penis is so long it curves. Dramatically, similar to a "J Curve.

by FHS Track Team August 30, 2008