Caleb

Probably the sickest dog in the world, the literal definition of swag, known to have the largest recorded penis in the animal kingdom. Michael Jordan once said, "man not even I cam jump that high". Caleb has been known to sesh the hardest and has been spotted vortexing all the beers in the world, a man who has been blessed with this name will no doubt slay bitches.

"Omg, there goes Caleb huge cock, beer sinking, sick cunt, probably on his way to have sex or something cool like sex".

'' I wish I could be that guy Caleb, how does he even walk with a hog that slanging. It hit me in the face earlier and I was concussed".

"Holy fuck, is that sweat or squirt Caleb, speaking of, your under arrest for sleeping with every chick in the world. Just wait here while we get a crane to escort you and your monster cock to an extra staunch jail cell made out of kryptonite. Yes Caleb, we had to move every prisoner to a different prison to fit you and your shoulders, now please step into this ultra wide semi trailer and we will sort the rest".

by poopoochoochoo November 30, 2021

calebdavidegg

A name for a person named Caleb who have tiny cocks, and have no standards for the opposite sex whatsoever.

Person 1: did u see Caleb got with that ugly chick?

Person 2: yeah he’s a real Calebdavidegg

by Macklemores #1000000th fan January 11, 2022

caleb waleb

Hes so hot and segzy he can smash me whenever so segsy n hot cumming so much omg woah! Hes a super nice person unless he hates you!!

Me: "omg have you seen caleb waleb" friend: "no what is that?" Me: "HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW CALEB WALEB???"

by Ballzackai January 29, 2022

Caleb Kay

Noun ; Most utterly smexy man in the world. Dont get too excited, he is a minor.
Verb; The act of beating ones meat 5 times without stopping, then joining the KKK before wanking 3 more times.

"hey, have you seen that Caleb Kay?"

by extremewhitemale May 8, 2023

Bullish Celebration

The motion a dog makes when kicking out their rear legs in a triumphant, bull-like fashion following a toilet stop.

Unlike their feline counterparts, the canine species does not seek to hide their shame with a mock burial of their ‘doings’. The bullish celebration is a self-congratulatory act intended to show the world how proud they are of their work with the aid of a highly visible display.

by K9 Magazine August 18, 2006

serious celeb obsession (SCO)

Someone who is completely obsessed with a certain celebrity and..

1. tries to look like them, dress like them or act like them
2. thinks everything in common with them is fate
3. non stop connects everything with them
4. screams when they hear their name, see them or hear them
5. thinks that when they are watching a vid of them, the celeb is connecting with them in some way. i.e smiling and looking into the camera.
6. stalks them
7. imagines the celeb is with them or watching them
8. thinks they are the celeb reincarnated or they are the celeb
9. gets jelous when other people say they like the celeb or if the celeb is with a girlfreind/boyfriend
10. It gets extremely serious when the person suffering becomes so obsessed all their life surrounds is the celeb :|

serious celeb obsession (SCO)

johnny depp: my favourite colour is black..
SCO sufferer: Omg so is mine we are so alike, we would get along, we could be like soulmates...

SCO sufferer: stay away jew, i am hitler reincarnated

SCO sufferer: He just looked at me and winked!
Friend: no he looked into the camera for a second and blinked
SCO sufferer: you didnt see it cos he didnt want you to

by doctorweird February 7, 2010

Saucy Celebration

A McDonalds sandwich and a surprisingly fitting euphemism for sex.

"Hey you wanna go get a saucy celebration? I've heard McDonalds has them again."

"Hey babe, let's have a saucy celebration tonight"

"My saucy celebration had too much sauce and it spewed all over my face"

by mr.saucycelebration November 18, 2011