hot cucumbers

A: I got 6% in my Financial Accounting exam.

B: Hot cucumbers!
by marcinr June 6, 2014
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pickled cucumber

it's... a pickle
"WHO THE F*** WOULD SAY PICKLED CUCUMBER IN A SENTENCE?!?"
by the rectum July 26, 2022
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cucumber pods

A gift from God himself, which he has blessed us all with. Used with a Juul it is by far the best way to get both the refreshing taste of watermelon tasting cucumber, while also getting buzzed off your mind.
Student 1: I have cucumber pods!
Student 2: You’re a god, bless me up with a rip.
by The bow seat November 30, 2017
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Cool as a Cucumber

Cool as a Cucumber is a very bold statement. You are only Cool as a Cucumber when you have inhaled at least 100 Cool Cucumber juul pods and then, only then, will you be as cool as a cucumber.
Freshman: "Man, Nick is as Cool as a Cucumber!"
Other Freshman: "No way! When did he hit 100?"
by PPTHEBUM September 20, 2019
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cucumber

A lovable fruit yes a ¨fruit¨ that your girlfriend takes when you are in bed. she eats it for dinner every night and eats it with cherries she loves it when you put it in a hole. her ex boyfriend gave it to his buddy at a fortnight in his room that´s why she is with you now.
John:EAT IT
Britney:already on it

john:yes oh not to hard and slurp it

Britney: cough,cough slurp

john:yes have a cherry to

Britney:no you plug that hole back there

john:fine
Britney:uhggg, moannnnnnn
cucumber,dick
by Limited_JUKES May 25, 2019
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Flick the CuCUMber

to flick the cuCUMber is a metaphore for masturbating. often used by norwegian teenagers.
boy a: what should we do this weekend
boy b: Flick the cuCUMber?
boy a: Eskitiiiiit
boy b: skrt skrt
by bigbixmarcus November 21, 2017
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