Obese Cuban

A form of Cuban who has forsaken his health and those who preach of it. Usually playfully doughy and to out of shape to play in sporting events.
That kid chance is a real Obese Cuban.
by gasen pfister January 15, 2010
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cuban chaos

When you shit piss and cum at the same time.
Oh shit imma bout to cuban chaos
by bruh12345678901234567890123456 November 18, 2021
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cuban breakfast

Black coffee and a few lines of coke
Didn't get home till 6am, had to be at work at 7, so a Cuban breakfast was definitely needed.
by Tecolote32 April 26, 2014
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Cuban breakfast

Inserting a mixture of rice and beans into a woman’s asshole, then letting her push out the contents into a breakfast bowl.
I made my girlfriend a cuban breakfast this morning. That shit was fire!
by arylius November 30, 2020
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God of cuban

The unholy supporter of Cuban labor and or extreme addict to Cuban Cigars.
Yo! My mans killed that fool! He’s the god of cuban bruh!
by Krackalackin619 September 01, 2019
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Cuban Barbecue

When you remove the down stem from the bong and smoke the resin like a cigar
Person 1: Fuck, we forgot the weed.

Person 2: it’s alright, my down stem is caked. We can have a Cuban Barbecue
by Goagil February 20, 2020
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Cuban Barbecue

when you remove the down stem from your bong and smoke the resin inside like a cigar
Person 1: fuck, we forgot to get weed!
Person 2: it’s alright we can Cuban barbecue the clogged down stem.
by Goagil February 20, 2020
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