crabs

a bug u get in the gentiles after sex

Giuseppina Gave Andrew crabs after they went to his room and Andrew taped that hard!

by Taylor-Michelle[turtle] April 9, 2007

cougar cubs

the offspring of any cougar that has successfully mated with her cougar bait

" oh yeah jen & walt? she is totally the cougar wifey, 3 years older than him and they have kids, look at their 2 little cougar cubs... luke & avery"

by redneck wrecka August 10, 2008

cubs

the "lovable losers", nobody really loves them. the team isn't that bad, it's just their annoying, obnoxious fans that make the team so bad.

1: Did you see the Cubs game last night?
2: Nah, did they win? Oh yah forgot we're talkin about the Cubs
1: FUCK YOU THE CUBS ARE THE BEST TEAM EVER ITS JUST THEIR MANAGER AND THE STUPID OWNER AND insert one of the many reasons why the cubs suck. DONT MESS WITH MY CUBBIES
2: damn, calm down. God i hate cubs fans.

by astrosfan January 17, 2009

Cubasive

Gay.

Damn, that guy is really cubasive

by Fondoonda June 17, 2011

head crabs

a comical way of saying head lice. the opposite of (but still very similar to) pubic lice.

Hey, thanks for letting me borrow your hat. There's only a small problem, though:
you gave me head crabs, ass-fuck!

by Cilantro March 13, 2009

Clabsos

English for 🆑🆎🆘
In the state of being excited or describing a noun that was exciting and/or fun.

Josh: Dude that sorority party was clabsos

Joe: Yeah totally clabsos dude

by HypebeastClabsos November 9, 2017

head crabs

lice, bugs that live on your head

yo, don't go near that kid,he got head crabs.

by check_minus May 18, 2008